What consoles do you have?

[Azgarth]

i survived on nintendo.
without the gameboy, i would have killed myself ages ago. being in a bus for two hours a day, while that bus is filled literally with retards that scream the whole ride through, right in your ear? not good for a 6 year old and older.
only way to survive that is play a gameboy, with headphones on, loud.
i think i got the most fun out of my n64 though, or maybe one of the ps2/gcube/xbox generation.

[Zyn]

N64 is the asspwner. THOSE were wonderful games. I remember the first "3-d" game, and the first famous "3-d" game.
James Bond Goldeneye and Super Mario 64, respectively. Both awesome.

[HeRetiK]

I always wished for a N64 but never had one ;(

[Zyn]

BAHAHAHA. I got it and Super Mario 64 as my 7th (?) X-mas present. Suck it. And suck my Jumbo Pack too.

[HeRetiK]

BANHAMMER! there are lines that shouldn't be crossed D-:<

[smirkyguy]

wow... I can't believe zynathias just said that to the administrator of the website.

[Zyn]

Why not? I say much more volatile things sometimes. And Hery is cool, so it's not that big of a deal.

Besides, he is unwieldy with the banhamma

[Azgarth]

he just thinks more members means a bigger epeen, you wouldn't want to cut off a part of your own member, now would you?

[Voly]

I would if it was cancerous.

[Zyn]

So I'm malignant?

[Kichinia]

epeen

Now that is a new word for me (I had to look it up).

Oh, and I just remembered something. I've got a PlayStation 1 in my trailer outside. It's a hand-me-down from my younger brothers after they spilled their nasty Pepsi all over it. . . It still works though, sometimes.

[Zyn]

It still works though, sometimes.

This is the sign of any well-used game system. I beat the holy fuck out of my old NES to make it work.

[Kichinia]

I don't beat the PlayStation, I just play the only game that works (Crash Bandicoot <which only lets me play one level>).

I did beat my old computer sometimes, I scared it into working.

[Zyn]

I thought I had mine's spirit (motherboard?) broken, but it's rebelling lately. I was smashing it against the table top early to make it work. The monitor hasn't flickered all day. I figure the bitch is in her place.

[kojakwookiee]

xbox, xbox 360 (red ringed), ps3, ps3, gameboy, ds, psp.

I obviously have no life.

*typo

[Chichevache]

And a ton of guy friends.

[kojakwookiee]

And a ton of guy friends.

Haha yes actually. Although some girls at my school think I'm a dyke because of this. Jealousy perhaps?

[dot.]

Don't worry, same thing I went through. Well, at one point I was a slut, cause onna the guys wanted to look cool and say that he got somethin he didn't. *scowl*

[kojakwookiee]

Don't worry, same thing I went through. Well, at one point I was a slut, cause onna the guys wanted to look cool and say that he got somethin he didn't. *scowl*

That's totally lame.
Don't boys realize that when they lie about doing something with a girl it makes them seem even more pathetic. Ha.

[Chichevache]

No.

[Zyn]

That's why you don't get caught, silly vagina-carrier. You gotta lie smoothly.

[kojakwookiee]

That's why you don't get caught, silly vagina-carrier. You gotta lie smoothly.

Most boys are incapable of lying "smoothly" about anything having to do with sex. They over-exaggerate to the point where their rendering of encounters with girls turn into hard core porno's. No teenage boy ever get's it that good.

[Kichinia]

No teenage boy ever get's it that good.

Nice! I'd give you a high five, but I don't want to break my computer screen, so I'll just have to give you brownie points for that one.

Most boys are incapable of lying "smoothly" about anything.

Fixed. ^^

[kojakwookiee]

Most boys are incapable of lying "smoothly" about anything.

Fixed. ^^[/quote]

Soooooo true.

[Chichevache]

I was pretty good about lying. I just never lied about sex.