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Postby Elen Sila » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:03 pm

sombra_cristalina wrote:What's red and tries to crawl up your leg?
A homesick abortion.


That reminds me of a sketch from Mad TV where this one retarded guy says that he is "a survivor of abortion." I almost couldn't stop laughing.
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Postby dickwad » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:43 pm

HeRetiK wrote:Well I guess the old site didn't fit to him anymore ;)


that's a shame, but i suppose cfh was a bit immature. (however hilarious) this new site should open him up for more opportunity.
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Postby HeckBilly » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:14 pm

lskadfhslkadfh; wrote:
HeRetiK wrote:Well I guess the old site didn't fit to him anymore ;)


that's a shame, but i suppose cfh was a bit immature. (however hilarious) this new site should open him up for more opportunity.


The forums were awesome, though. Not a day went by without "POST YOUR PENIS", "EVERYBODY ON THE MANTRAIN" or "IF I WOKE UP TOMORROW AND EVERYONE I KNEW WAS DEAD I WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK."

The only negative part was this 14 year old who kept posting Jetson and Furry porn on the pornoboard.
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Postby Astica » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:10 pm

There was a This Is A Cry For Help forum?!? :shock:
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Postby dickwad » Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:52 pm

Astica wrote:There was a This Is A Cry For Help forum?!? :shock:


i swear i said the exact same thing a long time ago when hilly mentioned it here.
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Postby Locke11 » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:20 am

Anarch wrote:
sombra_cristalina wrote:What's red and tries to crawl up your leg?
A homesick abortion.


That reminds me of a sketch from Mad TV where this one retarded guy says that he is "a survivor of abortion." I almost couldn't stop laughing.




And in a Marilyn Mansons song...
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Postby Astica » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:37 am

"Im a teen distortion,
survived abortion,
a rebel from the waist down"

How the fuck do I know that?! Fucking Marilyn Manson. All they were about was their singers (false) image.
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Postby Spaced Ape » Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:50 pm

I like that song.
Is there a promised land
Or am I on the journey going to nowhere?
Are the streets paved with gold
Or am I slipping on the mold that slowly grows there?
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Postby Locke11 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:25 am

A beautiful song with an awesome video. Fuck you Astica.
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Postby Astica » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:53 am

...I dont like the band themselves too much (except I've always liked Twiggy Ramirez for some reason), but obviously I dont mind that song too much otherwise I wouldnt be able to quote it. So fuck you "GOD". :P
I doubt anyone remembers that "Sad bands" thread I started that went nowhere. I stated there that Marilyn Manson was in fact a band I kind of liked but didnt like admitting to.
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Postby Ashreal » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:55 pm

ok, so i know i'm a lttle late with this but:

Whats black, has no arms, no legs, and sits at the top of a staircase?


A quadraplegic after a house fire.



ok, go back to your other discussion...
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Postby Elen Sila » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:58 pm

- Random Tangent Ends Here -
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers

Voly wrote:Do you reproduce by budding? Because if so, I'm so selling you to science.




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Postby Viléém » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:17 pm

Anarch wrote:- Random Tangent Ends Here -

math freak :)
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Postby Locke11 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:37 pm

Ashreal wrote:ok, so i know i'm a lttle late with this but:

Whats black, has no arms, no legs, and sits at the top of a staircase?


A quadraplegic after a house fire.



ok, go back to your other discussion...



How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?









Break the bitch's fingers.
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Postby Astica » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:55 am

I saw a similar joke on This Is A Cry For Help.

What do you do after you rape a deaf blind and dumb girl?

Break her fingers so she cant tell her mum.
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Postby Ashreal » Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:03 pm

Whats black and blue and hates sex?



A rape victim.
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