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Postby Spaced Ape » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:15 am

Pedophilia and foot fetish, damn you one varied child.
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Postby dickwad » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:27 am

heh... he really is.

<.< *hides his lolicon folder*

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:59 am

Darklire wrote:Pedophilia and foot fetish, damn you one varied child.

I've never really understood foot fetish...
what the hell are you gonna do with feet?

but i guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Postby Spaced Ape » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:07 am

there is such thing as foot job, but there is also such thing as foot fungus


Then again there is such thing as yeast infection. ("She's bakin brownies!")
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:57 pm

Darklire wrote:there is such thing as foot job, but there is also such thing as foot fungus


Then again there is such thing as yeast infection. ("She's bakin brownies!")

eh, just seems like too much work for too little gain.
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Postby Matt » Sun Apr 10, 2005 7:07 pm

Twisted Soul wrote:
Darklire wrote:there is such thing as foot job, but there is also such thing as foot fungus


Then again there is such thing as yeast infection. ("She's bakin brownies!")

eh, just seems like too much work for too little gain.


if you have a fetish the gain is all worth it

and im not a pedofile SHEESH!
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Postby HeckBilly » Sun Apr 10, 2005 8:37 pm

I don't think 12-year olds can be pedophiles. I mean, they're just attracted to someone their own age.

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Sun Apr 10, 2005 11:22 pm

!iMatt!i wrote:
Twisted Soul wrote:
Darklire wrote:there is such thing as foot job, but there is also such thing as foot fungus


Then again there is such thing as yeast infection. ("She's bakin brownies!")

eh, just seems like too much work for too little gain.


if you have a fetish the gain is all worth it

and im not a pedofile SHEESH!

you just said that a fetish is worth...
and you claim not to be a...

wow, you topped yourself all in the same post
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Postby Spaced Ape » Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:46 am

I don't think losing your package to a highly pissed-off parent is exactly worth just fucking their daughter.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:00 am

yes, pedofilia is a rather stupid and costly fetish.
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Postby Salem » Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:02 am

Yeah ... sure :

Syn is a girl
Sex_God is a "hot babe"
Matt is not a pedophile
and I'm not a 4'1 feet 310 lbs Jerk.

Whatever

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Postby Matt » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:13 pm

Twisted Soul wrote:
!iMatt!i wrote:
Twisted Soul wrote:
Darklire wrote:there is such thing as foot job, but there is also such thing as foot fungus


Then again there is such thing as yeast infection. ("She's bakin brownies!")

eh, just seems like too much work for too little gain.


if you have a fetish the gain is all worth it

and im not a pedofile SHEESH!

you just said that a fetish is worth...
and you claim not to be a...

wow, you topped yourself all in the same post


whatever man
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Postby dickwad » Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:28 pm

!iMatt!i wrote:whatever man


best response ever.

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Postby Spaced Ape » Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:57 pm

Isn't that some kinda new modern extreme superhero?
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:27 pm

with his sidekick; LAME POSER BOY (matt)!

Fight discount shopping prices along with your favorite super hero!
He can destroy proper english in a single bound!
Watch him fight his remote in order to save the world and change the channel!
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Postby Davion Fuxa » Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:42 am

Twisted Soul wrote:with his sidekick; LAME POSER BOY (matt)!

Fight discount shopping prices along with your favorite super hero!
He can destroy proper english in a single bound!
Watch him fight his remote in order to save the world and change the channel!


BORING

(Waits for Twisted to get to the party where the arch villian comes in)

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:27 am

ok....

-He has an archvillan named LawyerFiend!
-Whenever LawyerFiend shows up he uses persuasive verbal skills in order to reach a understandable agreement and compromise upon the current situation!
-Also, LawyerFiends contracts are airtight and will slowly stangle Whatever Man into a compact situation where if he violates the doctorine he will be persecuted to the full extent of the law!

(I'm gonna make a comic outta this)
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Postby Davion Fuxa » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:40 am

Be sure to tell us what it is.

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Tue Apr 12, 2005 1:53 am

Davion Fuxa wrote:Be sure to tell us what it is.

its a comic
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Postby Davion Fuxa » Tue Apr 12, 2005 5:27 pm

Sorry, i forgot to add 'Name' in there for Name of Comic

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:12 pm

It'll be up soon
its called "Whatever Man and his action packed adventures!"
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Postby Davion Fuxa » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:25 pm

Nice

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Postby Spaced Ape » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:17 pm

I prefer Notorius Hamster Man
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Postby Davion Fuxa » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:21 pm

Is it done yet, when do we get to see it?

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Postby dickwad » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:23 pm

the other thread reminded me of this one. so i'm bumping it, and asking if the comic is actually done or what?

oh, and the girl who made this thread is now like, totally in love with me. typical.


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