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Postby Guitar_clock » Sun May 14, 2006 3:26 pm

not armpits

assholes.
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Postby Brandon » Sun May 14, 2006 3:27 pm

same difference...i've only heard armpits...but i guess assholes make more sense.
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Postby HeckBilly » Sun May 14, 2006 9:15 pm

Opinions are like molded cheese, they stink but some people like the smell.

Opinions are like cancer, they grow inside you and eventually it'll kill you.

An opinion is like a penis, only I'm not sticking my opinion inside of dead people.
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Postby Brandon » Sun May 14, 2006 9:19 pm

very creative there.
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Postby Guitar_clock » Mon May 15, 2006 12:12 am

A chick once had maggots develop in her mouth while she was sleeping because her boyfriend was fucking dead people at the morgue he worked at.

Sweet dreams.
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Postby dickwad » Mon May 15, 2006 1:56 am

ok, that.. that is just plain creepy.
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Postby Brandon » Mon May 15, 2006 2:47 am

creepy isn't the word...

i can barely say that disturbing is....
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Postby Ashreal » Mon May 15, 2006 5:45 am

Of all the things that i never wanted to think about.... that was the worst. On a wrong scale of 1 - 10 that comes in at 50. OMG
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Postby Fetus » Mon May 15, 2006 7:32 am

That was so wrong.
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Postby HeckBilly » Mon May 15, 2006 1:37 pm

Thanks for what I'll think about the next time I masturbate.
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Postby Viléém » Mon May 15, 2006 5:23 pm

fucked up, but admit it - you made that up to freak us out.
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Postby Guitar_clock » Mon May 15, 2006 7:53 pm

True story.

I just forgot when or where it happened, cuz my health teacher mentioned it just once.
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Postby HeckBilly » Mon May 15, 2006 8:15 pm

Well you know what they say about health teachers.
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im here i just signed up

Postby The Outlaw » Mon May 15, 2006 9:55 pm

this site looks good as you all know if you read my profile you'll get my life and what it was like growing up as a kid.When i was about 7 when my dad left he'd lock me to my bedpost with handcuffs he called me his dog.When i was about 15 my dad let me do what i wanted my mom wasn't to happy about that so they got into a fight soon or later they got divorced.I was left with my dad. but then he died when i was 18.i got some help from council they made me be a better person im not like my dad i just like to screw with people.I would like to be all your friends on this site and have a good time with everyone here.



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Postby Brandon » Mon May 15, 2006 10:43 pm

umm....hi.
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dude you

Postby The Outlaw » Mon May 15, 2006 10:49 pm

you thought that was true i was messin around did you read in the paragraph i like to screw around :)
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Postby Brandon » Mon May 15, 2006 10:57 pm

haha, i don't think that was very funny...that acctually happens to people, and it's quite sad...welcome anyway...go read the Guidlines, they're in a sticky post in this forum.
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thanks todd

Postby The Outlaw » Mon May 15, 2006 11:00 pm

well... i better go read em see you soon
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Postby sombra_cristalina » Tue May 16, 2006 12:11 am

How about just leaving while you're still ahead.
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lol

Postby The Outlaw » Tue May 16, 2006 12:36 am

im not answering cause that will start a fight
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Postby dickwad » Tue May 16, 2006 1:02 am

The Outlaw wrote:When i was about 7 when my dad left he'd lock me to my bedpost with handcuffs he called me his dog.


kinky.
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lol

Postby The Outlaw » Tue May 16, 2006 1:05 am

you have a sick mind no offense :x
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Postby Brandon » Tue May 16, 2006 1:07 am

don't you love it
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Postby Fetus » Tue May 16, 2006 5:30 am

Sexy!
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Re: dude you

Postby Gravesent » Tue May 16, 2006 7:58 am

The Outlaw wrote:you thought that was true i was messin around did you read in the paragraph i like to screw around :)

I didn't belive you for one second.
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