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Postby dethslilgurl » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:24 am

hi... umm... jesus, i'm glad to be your lesbian life partner...exuse me while i go fuck myself
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Postby skewyangel » Sat Nov 06, 2004 4:57 am

hey wat up fag, its kate's step sis jen. PEPARE FOR YOUR DOOM MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAA :twisted:
ummm ummm blue i like blue, blubber shuishy, i like butterd toast reeer! *hiss* your dick is unnedebly grande
hi. penis. pie. ACORN!!! OH GOD ACORN!! squeshy
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Postby Wolfbane » Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:51 pm

misterdude wrote:I think thats what life is about. Waiting for death. It's we sometimes get bored of waiting for it that we find stuff to do. And when we run out, that's when we finally find "courage" to commit suicide.
The meaning of life IS death. The meaning of death? Who gives a shit?
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Postby misterdude » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:01 am

skewyangel wrote:hey wat up fag, its kate's step sis jen. PEPARE FOR YOUR DOOM MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAA :twisted:
ummm ummm blue i like blue, blubber shuishy, i like butterd toast reeer! *hiss* your dick is unnedebly grande


Oh, its you. Well, i don't know what your problem is with me. Maybe your just mad because me and your step sister have a better relationship that you only wish you and her could have, and we live halfway across the country from eachother. But, i will note your young age and indeveloped maturity when talking to you.

Wow, you went potty all on your own? You deserve a lollipop. Would you like a lolliepop? I bet you would.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby dickwad » Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:50 pm

i would.
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Postby misterdude » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:41 am

Not enough for you.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby dickwad » Mon Nov 08, 2004 12:55 am

oh right, you need them to lure the little kids right? i understand.
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Postby misterdude » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:26 am

i dont need lollipops for that. The lost puppy story works just fine on it's own.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:44 am

i would laugh...

but im too scared
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Postby ardizt » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:43 am

follow the white puppy.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:05 am

Hi there little boy. I lost my puppy can you help me find him? I think he might be in that dark alley there.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:46 am

"I don't believe in you...
I don't believe in you...
so you can't hurt me..."
-Mans last words from the movie "IT"

why give em a story?
just blugen them with a iron pole and drag em to your room...
I mean, its not like i do...
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Postby P.C. » Fri Nov 19, 2004 4:09 am

arent you a nice person......... well....... yeah im scared.... and that doesnt happen very often........ merry platypus
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Postby PiracyPunkRok » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:46 pm

suicide is a way to run from life. courage is what is needed to go on, not to give up. suicide may sound like a way out but its not, for suicide you pay the ultimate penalty.
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Postby Qonfused » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:13 pm

witch is?
Suicide is a option. frases like "suicide is runing away" are just stupid.
not a option i would pick, but still.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therfore exused from saving Universes.
KLICK ME FOR A FUNNY MOVIE, its about 9/11
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Postby Oliowah » Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:55 pm

Qonfused wrote:witch is?
Suicide is a option. frases like "suicide is runing away" are just stupid.
not a option i would pick, but still.

I want to rewrite that so that it's gramatically correct...
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Postby Qonfused » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:31 am

no
My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therfore exused from saving Universes.

KLICK ME FOR A FUNNY MOVIE, its about 9/11
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Postby dickwad » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:55 pm

it's not his fault, he's norwegian. it's in his blood to be retarded.
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Postby Qonfused » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:00 pm

True, true.
Though i would be impresed if any of you people wrote norwegian correct(hilbilly and any other norwegian on this site excluded.)
My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therfore exused from saving Universes.

KLICK ME FOR A FUNNY MOVIE, its about 9/11
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Postby Oliowah » Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:55 pm

Yeah, I figured it must have been because you're from another country. Whether you live there or it's just your heritage, I wouldn't know.

But of course, because Alfie is Alfie, I had to go and spell "grammatically" wrong in that sentence. No one noticed, though. Least, no one said anything... :P
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:57 am

Twisted Soul wrote:"I don't believe in you...
I don't believe in you...
so you can't hurt me..."
-Mans last words from the movie "IT"

why give em a story?
just blugen them with a iron pole and drag em to your room...
I mean, its not like i do...


oh my rikin humbug, what kind of suk ash game are you trying to play? why are you being so misleading?
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.
And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:09 am

what the hell are you talking about?
Under the spreading chesnut tree
I sold you and you sold me:
There lie they, and here lie we
Under the spreading chestnut tree.
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Postby dethslilgurl » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:46 am

i learned a new word today. discumbobulate, i dont think i've quite learned how to spell it though.
while reading my message, remember to vent your spleen,







OH GOD. PENIS.
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Postby Abstrakt » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:48 am

long time no see.
actually, ive never seen you before.
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Postby dethslilgurl » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:57 am

oh well then hi, i havnt been on lately, to much stuff goin on, like geting a christmas tree. its a whopping 3 FEET TALL DAMMIT! it hardly goes past my knee. i am ashamed :evil:









mabe if i hug it it'll grow
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