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What's the difference between a Ferrarri and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrarri in my garage.
What's better than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
I don't have a Ferrarri in my garage.
What's better than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers
Voly wrote:Do you reproduce by budding? Because if so, I'm so selling you to science.
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What makes a woman scream all night long?
Crib Death.
I like my women like my scotch. Thirteen years old and locked in my basement.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends how hard you throw them.
AND THE GRAND FINALE!!!
WHY DIDN'T THE ROMANS KILL BABY JESUS?!?!?!?
I dunno either.
Crib Death.
I like my women like my scotch. Thirteen years old and locked in my basement.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends how hard you throw them.
AND THE GRAND FINALE!!!
WHY DIDN'T THE ROMANS KILL BABY JESUS?!?!?!?
I dunno either.
Racial profiling will continue with less bitching.
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Fetus wrote:I went to a website that had all those jokes. So funny.
www.thisisacryforhelp.com
Everyones been to that website. But IT IS NO LONGER THERE!

As disgusting and lame as it was I still miss it.

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