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hello i want to be an evil dictator

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 4:13 pm
by ICEMAN
a little intro vote me for next evil dictator

EVIL DICTATOR SPEECH

This is for all the believers out there.

So you live your happy life with fluffy bunnies and rainbows and when you die you go to happy land wrong you f**ken ignorant pig your a tool of an age old system of superiority over other men. Religions are used to segragate people into different groups and classes different religions war , of course the hierarchy of religions are stubborn and will not agree on anything and so millions of there worshippers die. Fools Gods were created to make you feel inferior man, human is all great f**k God and the system its just away for a select few to attain power and rule the masses . On a lighter note we are all f**ken scum and cancer on this earth so just go and f**ken kill yourself. I have some respect for Buddhists when they claim to be peaceful they mean it were as you foolish Christians believe if someone dosen't follow your religion you have the right to kill them but Christians have evolved and this killing nature has been hidden in a false sense of superiority over other religions wich involves sly jokes and remarks such as “well its not my fault they picked the wrong religion”, you will grow old and pass this hidden nature on to your children and they unto there's and so on until one day an intelectual person with evil intentions harnesses this hidden nature and causes a war a violent bloody one. I truly pity you fools who are pawns of more practical people who have taken control of this situation known as religion the truth is your only true saviour is I and a bloody revolution which puts the earth into turmoil and wipes out the cancer that is mankind I mean even listen to the word it means you are a man of a certain kind.

AUTHORS NOTE
What this world needs is a crazy dictator and thats me im gonna end it all give me the power kill everyone difftrent so you fools will finaly understand what religions do im willing to go down as monster because you fools will final understand the evil of believe you are yourself you dont need believe because you have the power to kill.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :wink:

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 4:54 pm
by Spaced Ape
now my tummy hurts

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:01 pm
by dickwad
yawn

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:08 pm
by ardizt
could somebody compress that into 1-5 letter verb?

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 5:40 pm
by Viléém
*calling bush*

*Bush - we believe the weapons of massdistruction are in the posession of a person known as "ICEMAN". I believe war is our only option!
God bless america.

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:00 pm
by HeckBilly
"I'm not the ice man. I'm the nice man!"


:D

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 6:48 pm
by Abstrakt
...


Liceman? :(

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 7:44 pm
by Syn
duh na na na BAAATmaaaan~ *POW*

Water and exc0rsize fer me.

i am pie man

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:12 pm
by ICEMAN
:twisted: :twisted:
I am the evil pie master me and my evil side kick the muffin man and are army of super squirrils we will take over the universe and make my pet cat stutty king :shock: :shock: :D

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 8:34 pm
by dickwad
riceman

Re: i am pie man

Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:43 pm
by Gravesent
ICEMAN wrote::twisted: :twisted:
I am the evil pie master me and my evil side kick the muffin man and are army of super squirrils we will take over the universe and make my pet cat stutty king :shock: :shock: :D

:shock: You have brocken one of the sacred commandments.. Thow shall not obsesivly use emoticons...

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:37 am
by Mr.Moo
rember my page of Mr.Greens that almost froze everyones computer... that was fun...

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:51 am
by Syn
I believe we have a garbage thread area for spam like that.
And also.. some rules to NOT spam. We don't want this forum to turn to trash, kthx.

ICEMAN

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:26 pm
by ICEMAN
Yes when i rule the world im gonna kill the guy that invented spam.
And ban movie sensors.
And change christmas to happy squirril day.

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:34 pm
by sombra_cristalina
i'm surprised they allow computers in padded rooms....

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:50 pm
by ardizt
oh, they do lots of great..stuff.

Re: ICEMAN

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:31 pm
by HeckBilly
ICEMAN wrote:Yes when i rule the world im gonna kill the guy that invented spam.
And ban movie sensors.
And change christmas to happy squirril day.



Oh fuck not another IllWill fan.

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 7:57 pm
by Viléém
just come up with something smart you'll do when elected and get back to us...
if that ever happens

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 2:49 pm
by Matt
iceman needs to chill...
RIP SLIP BRUSH AHHH!!!
thats more like it.

ICEMAN

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:23 pm
by ICEMAN
I would kill everyone because your all worthless :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:08 pm
by Syn
Then that just leaves you all on your own.
Instead of going through the trouble of killing everyone around you, how about you just kill yourself?
That'd make things a whole lot easier, and you wouldn't have to worry about others who're obviously more insignificant compared to your superiority. One of your stature surely doesn't deserve to live in and around such petty organisims.

:D

-insert 'evil/mean' comment- :twisted: :twisted: = absolutely lame and is highly used by little nubbers.

I felt like bitching, I haven't did it in so long.

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:12 pm
by Spaced Ape
That's more like it syn, show your dark side.

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:16 pm
by Syn
:( I dun like being means.

I like being nice. And honest.

I also like food and fruity wines. Mmm Peach malt..

ICEMAN

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 12:32 pm
by ICEMAN
I a never said i wasnt gonna kill myself i just said id kill everyone else first and then my pet cat and his squirril army will be the only ones left and il be dead. :evil: :twisted:

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:33 pm
by ardizt
´aight.