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Postby ardizt » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:34 am

Twisted Soul wrote:
Darklire wrote:Go listen to Dark Lotus.

Thus the cry is heard by all and all have heard it echo throughout the halls....but nobody really cared


heil it. now
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Postby Matt » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:21 pm

Darklire wrote:Go listen to Dark Lotus.


ive seen that dark lotus band in your sig b4, but neva heard of em. can u give me a sample? they look cool.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:24 pm

Darklire wrote:Wait, what?

you heard me.
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There lie they, and here lie we
Under the spreading chestnut tree.
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Postby ardizt » Thu Apr 07, 2005 3:14 am

!iMatt!i wrote:
Darklire wrote:Go listen to Dark Lotus.


ive seen that dark lotus band in your sig b4, but neva heard of em. can u give me a sample? they look cool.


Pass THe Axe. live.
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Postby Matt » Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:56 am

not workin :(
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Postby Spaced Ape » Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:18 am

I'll send you some music if I see you're online. I put you on AIM.
Is there a promised land
Or am I on the journey going to nowhere?
Are the streets paved with gold
Or am I slipping on the mold that slowly grows there?
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Postby Viléém » Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:27 pm

matt - save target as...
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Postby Matt » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:13 pm

Darklire wrote:I'll send you some music if I see you're online. I put you on AIM.


actually my email in my profile isnt my right address.

[email protected]

thats it
whats yours?
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Postby HeckBilly » Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:59 pm

A man spends his first day in prison talking to his cell mate. His cell mate gives him a few tips on surviving maximum security in his first weeks there, and then pauses to look outside the bars of the cell.

"I got an escape plan", says the man's cell mate.

"What is it?"

"Put this blanket over your head, and I'll tell you what to do when the guard comes back."

The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him. Savagely.
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Postby SPLEE » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:40 pm

I dont get it? I feel stupid : (
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Postby Viléém » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:43 pm

be independent in life
try to hide - and life screws you over
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Postby Davion Fuxa » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:47 pm

Viléém wrote:be independent in life
try to hide - and life screws you over


nice interpretation
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Postby SPLEE » Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:51 pm

I like it
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Postby Syn » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:37 pm

Viléém wrote:be independent in life
try to hide - and life screws you over


Very nice, Vil. ;)
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Postby HeckBilly » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:29 pm

You people think too much. Try to figure this one out:

A white man is driving his Cadillac on a highway in Texas. He notices a black man pushing his bicycle along the side of the road.

He pulls over to talk to the black man and offer him a ride. He says "I can't fit your bike in my car, but I can tie it to the back and let you ride behind me. If I'm going too fast, just yell."

The black man says "No thanks, that sounds pretty risky" and keeps pushing his bike down the road.
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Postby Spaced Ape » Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:47 pm

cuz a black man got dragged by a rope attached to the back of a truck by these 2 rednecks
Is there a promised land

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Are the streets paved with gold

Or am I slipping on the mold that slowly grows there?

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:31 am

I think it means that stereotypes can sacre us out of chosing a safer situation.

or

Sometimes we place the value of our possessions over our safety.
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Postby Hicts » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:53 am

duh
Ohh boy, you looking like you like what you see
won't you come over and check upon it
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Postby HeckBilly » Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:40 am

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are walking down the street. They discuss, together, the various traditions and beliefs of their different religions.
Each leaves with a greater respect for the other and a deeper understanding of the world.
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Postby dickwad » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:53 am

religion = ignorance
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Postby HeckBilly » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:48 am

Okay, I'm gonna reveal my scam now.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792

Dumbasses. :D
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Postby dickwad » Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:49 pm

you monster.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:34 pm

you bastard.
Under the spreading chesnut tree
I sold you and you sold me:
There lie they, and here lie we
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Postby SPLEE » Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:27 pm

yahhh!!! i mean BOOO! *chears yahh*
Our real site is either underwater or strapped to the roof of a stolen vehicle that is also underwater. For now we recommend you do something productive or consider helping out the thousands of people now living under the sea by donating some time or money or dry land.
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Postby Matt » Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:12 pm

Cool. the stories were actually quite interesting
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