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Im new here....

Postby afi_babe » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:23 am

Hi, im new here. :oops: I don't really know what to do here so can somebody tell me please.
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Postby Slaughterbombage » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:31 am

this is a forum. you make friends (sometimes) and share laughs with people from half-way across the globe. as long as your posts are meaningful/funny you will be well liked here.

despite the black background and general dark mood here none of us do any sadistic things like torture rabbits in our backyards or whatnot (i hope at least).

read this. http://www.mindistortion.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1300

learn it, live it, love it...fuck it.
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Postby Abstrakt » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:38 am

Hi, please don't fuck it.
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Postby Slaughterbombage » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:39 am

fuck it was like; "fuck man i'm tired of this" (for me)

that didn't make any sense, fuck it.

oh and welcome, i forgot to say that.
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Postby Spaced Ape » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:38 am

Two reactions I had to this thread:

Reaction 1) Oh fuck, another AFI fan that I must berate and fuck-with for the remainder of their stay here.

Reaction 2) Show us your boobs.
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Postby Abstrakt » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:04 am

Do option number 2.
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Postby ardizt » Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:47 am

this is gunna be so tit.
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Postby Viléém » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:58 am

hidoddleyello

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Postby Guitar_clock » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:00 pm

Howdy dowdy

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Postby afi_babe » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:29 am

Hi peoples! :)
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:49 am

hello, feel free to roam about the site.

but, don't forget there are substantial roaming fees. each post after your first minute are $5.00 or the equivilant in other currency. if you post anywhere outside of your house the price will be up 20%. also, you get 0 prepaid posts on your current plan and it will cost you $50.25 a month to continue on your plan. also, please notice that you are on a current contract that will cost you $500,000 to break before two years after your first post.

this plan was put into effect as of January 1st, 2005. all members who joined before this date will of course get free cookies and ice cream for life.


thats why you always have to read the terms of agreement before you click "I accept".
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Postby Viléém » Fri Aug 12, 2005 10:13 am

lol


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