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are people friendly

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was up people im new

Postby amboy2005 » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:05 am

was good.. hope yah cool in this foum. well was up. :lol:
Nobody can stop me *evil laugh*
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Postby Guitar_clock » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:18 am

Too much DBZ and your signature is lewd and kinda ew.

AND WAY TOO FUCKING BIG

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Postby Abstrakt » Tue Sep 06, 2005 5:20 am

hi there. Even though the chicks in your sig are hot, they take up half the page and would make shitty computers freeze. Either remove them, or resize them, please.

Here are the foum guidelines: http://www.mindistortion.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1300
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Postby Spaced Ape » Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:00 pm

DBZ makes me feel dirty, in the ass.
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Postby Syn » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:26 am

Are you black? :D
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Postby Spaced Ape » Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:58 am

"The perfect woman" is ugly.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:10 am

She has a tatto of the dolphins on her ass.

Boo.
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Postby Viléém » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:30 am

Darklire wrote:"The perfect woman" is very ugly.



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Postby Syn » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:26 am

The Dolphins?
I think those tatts are edited in there of course.

She kind of looks greasy to me.
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Postby Abstrakt » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:28 am

Oiled up prehaps?
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Postby HeckBilly » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:25 pm

Hey, you like anime? I love anime. I can't get enough of Yokuni Zakmanutzi's work. Do you know of any good anime shows I should check out? Oh, and don't bother recommending DBZ, I already got all the comics, action figures, movies and underwear. ^_^

Hope to hear more from you! Or shall I say "掲示板", like they do in Japan!!! :D :wink: :o :shock: :roll: :twisted:

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Postby Guitar_clock » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:14 pm

My view of the perfect woman does not include an ass that resembles two large balloons

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Postby Spaced Ape » Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:22 pm

Makes me think of a baboon.

Haha @ Hilly.
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Postby Seraph » Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:03 am

pretaining to the poll, i generally treat people with a polite indifference and lack of interest...unless they seem actually interesting.
all your base are belong to us.
you have no chance to survive make your time.

"through the heart! through the heart! i'm probably missing!!!"

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Postby Spaced Ape » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:58 am

Because you are SO BETTER than everyone else. Because so many people have had sex, and they are EEEEVIL because of it...EEEEEVIL!!!
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Postby Guitar_clock » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:12 am

Seraph wrote:pretaining to the poll, i generally treat people with a polite indifference and lack of interest...unless they seem actually interesting.
Almost a perfect replica of a post you made in a previous topic...

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Postby Abstrakt » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:39 am

There he goes again, restating himself.
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Postby HeckBilly » Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:41 am

Wow you're the best, Seraph.

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Postby bird7795 » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:22 pm

Guitar_Clock wrote:
Seraph wrote:pretaining to the poll, i generally treat people with a polite indifference and lack of interest...unless they seem actually interesting.
Almost a perfect replica of a post you made in a previous topic...


Whats wrong with repeating yourself. People learn from the past, they follow what has worked for them. They are afraid to get out and explore. In the box. Sounds familiar?

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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:56 pm

Seraph is an ass for that kinda stuff..
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Postby dot » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:08 pm

didn't mean to interrupt, but what did seraph do to make you guys hate him so much? now i feel bad for him.
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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:43 am

HAHA! Pretty much go through any thread that he's posted, and it'll show that he goes on about his life, and beliefs. After about 996 posts of that it gets stupid...that's why you..

::Dromatic pulse::

VOTE FOR SERAPH'S BAN!
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Postby Spaced Ape » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:30 am

http://www.mindistortion.net/forum/sear ... &start=990

Just start going though that.

And then read his comments in this thread:

http://www.mindistortion.net/forum/view ... ght=device
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:30 am

Burned wrote:HAHA! Pretty much go through any thread that he's posted, and it'll show that he goes on about his life, and beliefs. After about 996 posts of that it gets stupid...that's why you..

you weren't even here for the worst of it.

but I say, and I quote, "Oh-bla-de Oh-bla-da, life goes on, on and on and on and on." So if Seraph agrees to stop forming religious opinions on every subject where there is no mention of it, or the continuation of it after its irrelavant, then let bygones be bygones.

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Here follows the contractual argeement:
1. Forum member, in order of join date, 1065, also known as Seraph, shall cease forming religious opinions on such subjects where it is irrelevant to the current topic of discussion.

2.Forum member, in order of join date, 1065, also known as Seraph, shall cease the continuation of trying to impress his religious ideals upon others when the impressed upon party does not wish for him to do so.

3. If conditions #1 and #2 as aforementioned are met then the prejudice against forum member, in order of join date, 1065, also known as Seraph, shall cease if every form unless warranted through actions which break the contract or are blatant prejedice, spamming, flaming, or any other behaviors which do not entirely respect the opinions of other forum members.

4. This contractual agreement shall not be passed or changed until a majority of current users, as meaning forum members who have posted in the past month , have agreed upon the change, passing or annulment of the current contract after any and all changes have been made.

5. By quoting this contractual agreement and saying "Yes I agree" forum member, in order of join date, 1065, also known as Seraph, will agree to this contract as siganture is impossible.

6. This is a predraft and may be changed before it is passed.

Here ends the contractual agreement.
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blah

Postby bird7795 » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:36 pm

Life goes on. You believe and you might not. But seraph has always tried to portray himself as omnicsent.

NO one is all knowing. Your Gods can also be fooled. Read your books. Its in there. There is a way around everything. But know this.
You will be forgotten.


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