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I LOVE PIZZA!!!! 8^D

Postby Commander-Elian-Gonzales » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:45 pm

Hi everyone, I'm here to meet new friends and--- OOMMMMFFFFFGGGGGG MY 2ND PERSONALITY IS KICKING IN!!!!!!!KLASDFJLSAF WHO'S GOT THE PEPPERONI!? WHO!?!? WHOOOOOOOOOOO!?!? AAAAAHHHHHH MY LEFT SHOE I CAN'T STOP BITING IT OFF GRWAAAAUMMGLAGLAGLAGLAGAGALAGAAAAAAAAHHHH---I'm 15 years old and I live with my mommy and daddy--INSIDE OF A DRUG ADDICTS UNDERPANTS DRAWER AND WE'VE DEMONICALLY POSSESSED IT SO THAT WHEN THAT SUMBIATCH GOES TO GET HIS PANTS THE WHOLE DRESSER EXPLODES OPEN WITH MOUTHS AND TEETH LIKE GROOOOAAAAUMBLY BAUMBLY BAAAUMBLY AND THE GUY IS ALL LIKE "OMFG WTF MAMAAAA MMMMAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAA!!!!--my hobbies are painting, singing, petting bunnies---DRESSING UP LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND RUNNING DOWN THE STREET SCREAMING "HOOCHIE MAMAAAAAAAA HOOCHIE MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!" AND CLOTHESLINING THE HELL OUT OF EVERY LITTLE OLD LADY IN SIGHT!!!

So I really hope I can meet a lot of nice people here and---RIP THEIR FRIGGIN HEADS OFF, THROW EM DOWN A BOWLING ALLEY, AND HIT A BUNCH OF NUCLEAR WARHEADS DISGUISED AS BOWLING PINS AND BLOW THE WHOLE SPAM BLASTED EARTH UP!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WUUUUUHAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA--bunnies are cute =3
OMFG I JUST ATE A PIZZA MADE BY THE STINKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND MY MOM HATES ME AND THE TV IS LAUGHING AT ME AND I AM THE QUEEEEEEEEEEN OF FRANCE!!!! 8^D
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Postby miscellaneous » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:47 pm

So, Janus, I see you've found your way to here.
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Postby Commander-Elian-Gonzales » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:51 pm

**TAKES A FULL CAN OF DR. PEPPER AND SMASHES IT INTO MY FORHEAD TAKING MY ENTIRE HEAD OFF** Yes, yes I haaaaaaave.......
OMFG I JUST ATE A PIZZA MADE BY THE STINKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND MY MOM HATES ME AND THE TV IS LAUGHING AT ME AND I AM THE QUEEEEEEEEEEN OF FRANCE!!!! 8^D
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Postby rainboo » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:56 pm

:shock:

kay guys.. i need some help.

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TALK SHIT GET HIT.
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Postby Commander-Elian-Gonzales » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:59 pm

You...you need help? Help? Is that what you need? IS HELP WHAT YOU NEED?! DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS TO HUNGRY HUNGRY DAN'S HOUSE ON THE CORNER OF DATE RAPE STREET!?!?!? IS THAT IT?!?!?!?! OKAY!!!!!111ONE!!!!1 8^D

TAKE A LEFT ON GROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHSL;ADJFKASDFJ AVENUE AND KEEP GOING STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL AND JUMP RIGHT INTO DIABLO'S ARMS SO HE CAN FINAL ATOMIC BUSTER YOU RIGHT INTO THE ANGRIEST VOLCANO IN ALL OF HELL WITH BROLY'S FACE ON IT!!!!! WWWWOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
OMFG I JUST ATE A PIZZA MADE BY THE STINKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND MY MOM HATES ME AND THE TV IS LAUGHING AT ME AND I AM THE QUEEEEEEEEEEN OF FRANCE!!!! 8^D
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Postby Guitar_clock » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:00 pm

This is so gonna get locked :shock:
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Postby Commander-Elian-Gonzales » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:06 pm

Hot...hot potato?...Who...WHO HAS MY HOT POTATO?! HOT POTATO!!!! WHERE IS IT!!!!! WHHHHEERRRRRRREEEE IIIISSSSSS IIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!! **SMASHING MY HEAD CONSTANTLY INTO THE KEYBOARD AND THEN SPINNING AROUND THE ROOM KNOCKING OVER THE GOOD CHINA, STATUE OF ABBOT AND COSTELLO, AND A REALLY BIG MIRROR WITH AN IMAGE OF A DISCO DANCING MR. SPOCK ON IT** WWWWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HOKEY POKEY!!!! @.@
OMFG I JUST ATE A PIZZA MADE BY THE STINKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND MY MOM HATES ME AND THE TV IS LAUGHING AT ME AND I AM THE QUEEEEEEEEEEN OF FRANCE!!!! 8^D
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Postby dickwad » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:38 pm

i wonder if astroblaster is going to attract some new wave of uber n00bs.

i'm hoping this thread is some kind of joke.
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Postby Duality » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:51 pm

I dont think this is a joke (but i hope it is),
This person has already emphasised that he-or- she is crazy as fuck,Welcome to the site,Enjoy your stay!
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Postby Brandon » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:53 pm

wow...there are no words...
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Postby sombra_cristalina » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:56 pm

This one's going to get eaten alive.
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Postby Gravesent » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:02 am

Commander-Elian-Gonzales wrote:**TAKES A FULL CAN OF DR. PEPPER AND SMASHES IT INTO MY FORHEAD TAKING MY ENTIRE HEAD OFF** Yes, yes I haaaaaaave.......

Stop drop and roll, what the fuck is wrong with you, you're acting like an idiot, keep this up and you'll get banned, everything you said was plain old stupid and uncool, GROW THE FUCK UP.
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Postby Brandon » Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:18 am

sombra_cristalina wrote:This one's going to get eaten alive.


ready...set...BURN!
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Postby Duality » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:02 am

sombra_cristalina wrote:This one's going to get eaten alive.

I'd pay to see that.
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Postby Viléém » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:53 am

didn't read one word from the intro and managed to make out that he's an idiot just by looking at it.. first impressions rock
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Postby Brandon » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:34 am

------^ what he said.
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