I'm ready for my open-armed welcome!

[Voly]

Hey, my name's Shane. Yes, I'm 16... what's it to you?

I like to think of myself as a very creative person, although, I'm not so sure it's true. Funny what things I can convince myself of.

I'm often labeled as an "emo" kid, but I more fall under the "scene" label, as I don't mutilate myself, or cry [often], or anything like that. I'm a fairly happy, if given twisted, moderately human-like creature. I actually appreciate being called labels, although they're usually wrong, because all I hear is "I'm acknowledging the fact that you are different from the norm and therefore better than me." Well, that's not all I hear. I hear the voices but... I hear them all the time.

I'll be completely honest [swear!] that I do go to a psychiatrist, as I assume many of the people on this forum do. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

So, back on the subject of ME. I consider myself a multi-talented individual, [again possibly something I convinced myself of that is untrue]. I write horror stories, "poems" [more like songs], I sing in a band [sorry, nothing recorded yet!], I play guitar sometimes, and I like to create art with many different media [graphite, ink, paint, sculpture], on multiple levels of reality [abstract, surrealism, and realism].

I'm blanking out for anything else about me to talk about... So... any questions, just ask!

†Shane


P.S. Fixed my using the word "mediums." Thanks =)

P.S.S. Fixed my not using paragraphs.

[Guitar_clock]

That was a well-written well-thought out introduction. Welcome to the forums. Feel free to join some threads in GD, friend!

http://www.mindistortion.tv/forum/viewforum.php?f=5

P.S. it's "media" not "mediums"

[Davion Fuxa]

Multi paragraphs please in future posts.

[Fetus]

Hmmm MD is attracting "them"... *shivers*

Oh, ello.

[obskewer]

Psychiatrists over rated....


I mean hello, welcome to the boards :)

[JamesOrvell]

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[Ashreal]

It's Post post script, not post script script

[Azgarth]

i used to mess with the shrinks back when i went, thank god my mom allowed me to refuse the meds...

and ash is right, post meaning after, scriptum meaning writing, post post scriptum after what came after the writing.

welcome inside mate, see if you like us, and we'll see if we like you.

[Brandon]

Welcome to the forum.

[HeRetiK]

Welcome, enjoy your stay!

[Voly]

I always thought it was P.S.S. as in Post [after] scriptum [writing] scriptum [writing] therefore meaning "The writing after the writing." But then again, that'd probably be S.P.S.

I've already learned so much!

Not sure if I like this place with all this learning nonsense.

[Spaced Ape]

Here's another lesson.

"I've always been curious... what DOES human flesh taste like?" (in your sig).

Cannibals have been known to say it tastes like chicken. So does Alligator if you've ever had that.

[Voly]

As many people believe my saying that is sarcasm, I really am curious as to what human meat tastes like.

And I have tried alligator, along with quite a few other strange meats not many of the general populace have eaten. Most of them unknowingly, but nonetheless.

I'd completely try cannibalism if they sold human meat, it's the same with all other meat. I can eat it as long as I don't see the animal it came from.

[obskewer]

Screw that, I'd kill an animal if I were hungry enough. I'm not sure if I'd know how to clean the meat properly, though.

Not sure if I like this place with all this learning nonsense.

You live in the right country to think that way.

[Spaced Ape]

All the intelligence of this nation ends up in business and marketing. It's not that we're stupid or don't like to learn, we just are blinded by the power of green.

[obskewer]

Still, in other countries, you go there and schooling becomes almost sacred to families and their children. Americans are very passive on the education; More worried about image and "networking" with one others. Go to India, China, or Japan and the story is quite different. Families raise children to go to school strictly as a learning experience. They put such a value on education, that alot of them become too smart for their own good. Not ours. I see corporate jobs outsorced to Indians and Chinese people, all the time. And even though they may be more qualified for the positions, it was because they were "conditioned" better than Americans were.

[Spaced Ape]

"Americans are very passive on the education"

That's less our fault and more politics that go with what the stupid majority of Americans vote for. I won't lie, there's is a fuckton of idiots here. But to say that many here don't take learning and education seriously is wrong.

[Brandon]

Human flesh and meat is very similar to pig tissue. So if one were to eat cooked human fleash, it would taste a lot like pork.

And it takes about 2 and a half to 3 minutes to fry batered human tissue. Don't ask how I know this 0.0

[Spaced Ape]

How do you know this?

[Brandon]

I used to work in a resturaunt..and it was common knowlage there, pig tissue has almost the same attributes as human tissue.

[Azgarth]

try, they often use pigs as testing dummies for that reason.

and see post as post {post scriptum}, thus post the {}, latin doesn't work like english.

[obskewer]

try, they often use pigs as testing dummies for that reason.

Yes, they actually use pig carcasses in forensics labs to solve crimes. Watching pig flesh deteriorateis one step down from using an actual human kadavour for research.

"Americans are very passive on the education"
...But to say that many here don't take learning and education seriously is wrong.

I'm sorry. Did I say 'Americans'? I meant to coin the term "Western Retards Alumni".

[Brandon]

Yes, they actually use pig carcasses in forensics labs to solve crimes. Watching pig flesh deteriorateis one step down from using an actual human kadavour for research.

You got that off of C.S.I.

Which is 99.9999999999999% total bull shit. But it's still a good show...

[Guitar_clock]

You got that off of C.S.I.

Which is 99.9999999999999% total bull shit. But it's still a good show...

Not really.

Just the time it takes for some of their tests. Some of these tests could take weeks, months, but they pretend it takes a few hours for the sake of having the show be an hour long.

[Azgarth]

not just that, the way they operate as well, they do cop work, there's cops for that.

i'm all for using human carcasses btw, if it's up to me, i want to be donated to science.
too bad i'm not in america, my corpse would be worth atleast a 1000, pay in advance please.