THE TREE IS NOT MOVING.

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THE TREE IS NOT MOVING.

Postby 613-018 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:35 am

Hello, I'm 613-018. You'll likely see me in the threads.

I was introduced to the site by Frosty. ^_^
And if you wait on me, I'll be free some day.

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Postby obskewer » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:40 am

Sup nigz.

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Postby ƒrosty » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:44 am

The thread title confounds me.
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Postby bird7795 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:54 am

can't we just cut the tree down?

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Postby 613-018 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:04 am

hehe. Mitch Hedberg.

"I'm a mumbler. When I'm off the stage, I mumble everything. I say something, and my friends are like 'what?' 'I SAID, THAT TREE IS NOT MOVING!!'"

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True, you could cut the tree down. But it'd have to be on a hill, so it could roll, and keep moving.

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Postby Astica » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:42 am

Welcome. I will assume you got the rules from knowing Frosty.

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Postby Elen Sila » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:54 am

I know Miss Numbers from yonder over the Interwaves. She be Frosty's friend!

Hi, Frosty's friend! I be Jacob! You know me (indirectly albeit, but nevertheless)!

Welcome to Mindistortion!
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Postby bird7795 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:54 am

i say we just burn the tree. make it look emo. oh my god. the forbidden word.

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Postby 613-018 » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:57 am

Make the tree ome. And that would require cutting it so all the sap drains out. Or making it threaten to do so to itself.


Thanks for the welcomes, and I totally knew it was you Anarch!! Good to see ya. ^_^
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Postby ardizt » Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:35 am

Now aren't you funny :P
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Postby ƒrosty » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:54 am

She's, at the very least, not a geyser of misery and cynicism like the rest of us.
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Postby Azgarth » Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:54 pm

how come everyone jumped on the tree bandwagon, in stead of "i am not a number, i am a free man!"?

welcome mate.

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Postby obskewer » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:28 pm

We're all numbers to the capitalist machine.

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Postby 613-018 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:41 am

Apparently in my case that's in a literal sense.

hehe, and thanks to... you people up above my post that I should bother to name but think it would require more effort do so even though the explanation took more words than your names do.


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Postby bird7795 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:42 am

i wanna be number e

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Postby 613-018 » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:30 am

You are Figure No. 7765. Proceed.

to what I don't know.
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Postby Elen Sila » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:15 am

I get to be THX-1138! :D
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers

Voly wrote:Do you reproduce by budding? Because if so, I'm so selling you to science.




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Postby daemon » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:31 pm

Why do you not take three steps to the left and walk foreward. The tree is now beside you.
DUM DUM DE DUM!

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Postby obskewer » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:05 pm

This reminds me of a joke:

A Jew invites a man over his house. Upon getting there, he notices that the Jew lives in a luxurious mansion. He takes theman in for a tour, and proceeds to the backyard where the garden is. Upon their stroll through the various plant life, they come to an open plot with a statue of Adolf Hitler in the middle. the man acts confused. He asks the Jew why he would ever have a statue of someone who opressed so many of his own kind. He proceeds to roll up his sleeve to show the man the tattoo he received in the Holocaust, and explained to him that "He gave me the winning powerball numbers".

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Postby daemon » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:39 am

Wow. Funny man. Real funny.
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Postby ardizt » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:04 am

You know what is funny? Tossing a penny between two jews and watching them fighting to the death :D Same thing works with priests, instead of a coin you have to use a little boy
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Postby ƒrosty » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:00 pm

Jefa-fuh. Dun Ham.


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Postby ardizt » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:06 pm

Frosty wrote:Jefa-fuh. Dun Ham.


dot com.


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Postby daemon » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:07 pm

No ardizt... hes talking about something else.
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