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Hello. I am new to Mindistortion.

Postby avalmaster » Thu May 22, 2008 1:05 am

Hello people. I'm new to Mindistortion.
If you are dead please contact:
.:1-800-HELL-ROXZ:.

Thank you for your cooperation,
Avalmaster

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Postby Elen Sila » Thu May 22, 2008 1:09 am

Write more stuff and post in General Discussion so I can assess your value as a poster.
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers

Voly wrote:Do you reproduce by budding? Because if so, I'm so selling you to science.


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Postby bird7795 » Thu May 22, 2008 1:13 am

jaja. why would you wanna know someones value? blah. sup fool,.

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Postby dickwad » Thu May 22, 2008 1:26 am

yeah anarch, you don't even know that she's black.

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Postby Guitar_clock » Thu May 22, 2008 1:31 am

More like analmaster.

::high five:: :D

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Thu May 22, 2008 1:39 am

Welcomes.

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Postby Satanacia » Thu May 22, 2008 2:26 am

Guitar_Clock wrote:More like analmaster.

::high five:: :D

:D

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Re: Hello. I am new to Mindistortion.

Postby ƒrosty » Thu May 22, 2008 2:30 am

avalmaster wrote:Hello people. I'm new to Mindistortion.

1.) You used proper sentence structure.
1a.) I love you.
2.) Ignore Philip.
[/somebullshit]

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Postby dickwad » Thu May 22, 2008 2:13 pm

lskadfhslkadfh; wrote:yeah anarch, you don't even know that she's black.


it just occured to me that i don't know it's a she, either.

*high fives GC*

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Postby ADDxAddicted » Thu May 22, 2008 3:04 pm

Bleh~! Hello and welcome.
~+[] Kaleidoscope Dreams and Toxic Kisses[]+*~

Die System Liebe bumsen das Spiel; Bumse die System Liebe das Spiel, SCHREI bis deine Lungen geben heraus!!

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Postby daemon » Thu May 22, 2008 8:26 pm

Yeah, welcomes.

But I gots a problem.
Newbie wrote:.:1-800-HELL-ROXZ:.


You can only have 7 letters after the 800. 1-800-123-4567 not 1-800-1234-5678.

Bleh.
Aut Viam Inveniam Aut Faciam.

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Thu May 22, 2008 9:42 pm

I advise 1-800-HELLROX

Just leave out the dash, and make sure it's only 7 digits.

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Postby Elen Sila » Thu May 22, 2008 11:07 pm

Okay, seriously, what the fuck, you guys? This person hardly posted anything. I wasn't being silly, you fucking pricks. I meant what I said: "Go post in General Discussion, so we can get to know you."
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers

Voly wrote:Do you reproduce by budding? Because if so, I'm so selling you to science.




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Postby Astica » Thu May 22, 2008 11:40 pm

Welcome! You seem sensible.
Hope to see you in general discussion, or elsewhere in the forum.

*still high 5s GC*

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Postby ƒrosty » Fri May 23, 2008 2:26 am

Philip wrote:so we can get to know you.


Is not equal to

Philip wrote:so I can assess your value as a poster.
[/somebullshit]

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Postby dickwad » Fri May 23, 2008 3:18 am

i think he/she is gone.

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Postby ADDxAddicted » Fri May 23, 2008 3:21 am

lskadfhslkadfh; wrote:i think he/she is gone.


Either that or they just don't want to reply in this thread anymore.
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Postby Astica » Fri May 23, 2008 3:43 am

only 1 post. Gone.

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Postby obskewer » Fri May 23, 2008 4:14 am

Hit it and quit it.Cha

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Fri May 23, 2008 4:18 am

At least they used proper grammar while they were here.

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Postby Astica » Fri May 23, 2008 10:27 pm

^ :lol:

Its people like you that make the newbies run away.

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Fri May 23, 2008 10:29 pm

Aw, but I'm cuddly like an occasionally rabid monkey when you get to know me.

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Postby avalmaster » Fri May 23, 2008 11:42 pm

Oh. By the way, I'm actually a he.
If you are dead please contact:

.:1-800-HELL-ROXZ:.



Thank you for your cooperation,

Avalmaster

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Postby bird7795 » Fri May 23, 2008 11:45 pm

whoa. this fool came back. go post like over there. or there. or keep saying sup to all the people that said sup. cool.

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Postby avalmaster » Fri May 23, 2008 11:47 pm

Yes, I was rather confused when I returned to my post and found that everyone that I was gone/female
If you are dead please contact:

.:1-800-HELL-ROXZ:.



Thank you for your cooperation,

Avalmaster


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