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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:35 pm

I don't really care. Even shitty puns make me laugh.

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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:38 pm

Dark Myr wrote:I don't really care.

I'm sure that's what your future daughter will say to the rest of the high school population learns I just boned her.
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Postby Sunshine » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:42 pm

As long as we're on shitty puns:

OOoohhh, you just got burned.
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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:52 pm

Yah, I must be missing something cause I don't see the connection.

Sha - Nice one. Even though with that poor attempt he more burned himself than me.
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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:00 pm

Dark Myr wrote:Yah, I must be missing something cause I don't see the connection.

-shrug- Puns aren't my strong point, I'm a lot better with comebacks.
For all we know humans are just weapons created by the world.

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Postby Sunshine » Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:10 am

Burned you're lucky, I really wish I was good at comebacks.
I always have a habit of thinking of the best crippling comeback waaay after an argument. So very frustrating.
I can't kick monster butts, but I can feed your hungry guts.

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:03 am

I know exactly what you mean, Shoshie. I've had the same problem for almost 18 years now.

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Postby Viléém » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:01 pm

and so does your mom!

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:03 pm

Actually yes. Yes she does.

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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:28 pm

That's what she said!

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:32 pm

Yes, yes it is.


Should I stop now? Probably. Still not going to.

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Postby ƒrosty » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:24 pm

I seriously hate you guys.

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:30 pm

I hate you too! :D

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Postby ƒrosty » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:31 pm

Two faced twat.
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Postby Sunshine » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:35 pm

:lol:
Ladies please, this isn't the maury show.
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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:37 pm

I'm clueless as far as that reference goes, but I'm pretty sure I'm no lady.

*double checks*

Yah, I'm a guy alright.

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Postby Sunshine » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:38 pm

Day time talkshow bullshit.
You're better off not knowing.
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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:41 pm

I believe I've just found myself to be in an obscenely good mood. Yay!

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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:20 pm

Dark Myr wrote:I believe I've just found myself to be in an obscenely good mood. Yay!

Does anyone else notice that's after he checked he was a guy?[size=0] I'm not saying he's gay, but a guy shouldn't be that interested in his own organs.[/size]
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Postby Stalkerlicious » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:26 pm

Maybe you're just too pessimistic to be thankful you have a penis.
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Postby dickwad » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:21 am

i'm certainly thankful to have a penis. or, more accurately, i'm certainly thankful not to have a vagina that makes me fucking insane and irrational, if not all the time at least once a month.

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Postby Sunshine » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:49 am

I am also thankful you have a penis.
The thought of a female you unsettles me. :?
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Postby Stalkerlicious » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:52 am

Vaginas are a blessing and a curse. They make as crazy wrecks but they look more put together than what men have. It's all ugly but one is still slightly less ugly.
Frosty wrote:COWER BEFORE MY AWESOME CYNICISM AND INCESSANT HYPERANALYSIS!

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Postby dickwad » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:07 am

Sunshine wrote:I am also thankful you have a penis.
The thought of a female you unsettles me. :?


i'd probably just be complaining about how dicks make men misogynistic womanisers.

sexism is justified both ways.

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Postby Astica » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:50 am

lskadfhslkadfh; wrote:i'm certainly thankful to have a penis. or, more accurately, i'm certainly thankful not to have a vagina that makes me fucking insane and irrational, if not all the time at least once a month.

Not to mention bleed and cause pregnancy.
I agree with Stalker that vaginas are still better though.
Both have good and bad points.


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