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dickwad · Postby **dickwad** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:31 am

well vaginas don't impregnate themselves, if anything it's the penis that causes pregnancy, not the vagina.

lady bits are definitely prettier, but sometimes i wish they weren't so complicated. in the words of mark corrigan; "you know where you are with a cock".

Ragdoll Bob · Postby **Ragdoll Bob** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:35 am

Ima ignore more recent posts in favor of a slightly older one to respond to.

I'm glad I got a penis! ^^

I get weird at 3 am.

Astica · Postby **Astica** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:45 pm

Dark Myr wrote:I'm glad I got a penis! ^^

I get weird at 3 am.

I dont intend to make a small penis joke, but I quite seriously thought that said "3cm" for a second at first glance.

Ragdoll Bob · Postby **Ragdoll Bob** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:09 pm

3 am, 3 cm, I see where the confusion appears.

Luckily for me, that would be a gross underestimate.

I should stop now.

S. [Burned] Y. · Postby **S. [Burned] Y.** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:09 pm

Dark Myr wrote:Luckily for me, that would be a gross underestimate.

That's what he said.

Ragdoll Bob · Postby **Ragdoll Bob** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:13 pm

It would have been so much worse if you left it as she.

Elen Sila · Postby **Elen Sila** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:17 am

The penis is an easily stimulated and exciting organ to have. I would definitely prefer having a penis, over a vagina.

My only regret is that I can't reach mine with my mouth. (And no, I refuse to have ribs removed.)

Stalkerlicious · Postby **Stalkerlicious** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:21 am

Seems it would be even more difficult to reach if you were a chick.

Sunshine · Postby **Sunshine** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:24 am

Golly, KittenWhore's gonna have a great time reading this if she ever does come back.

sombra_cristalina · Postby **sombra_cristalina** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:25 am

Lionboy wrote:The penis is an easily stimulated and exciting organ to have. I would definitely prefer having a penis, over a vagina.

My only regret is that I can't reach mine with my mouth. (And no, I refuse to have ribs removed.)

As I've said before, check out Ron Jeremy.

ƒrosty · Postby **ƒrosty** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:41 am

Ah yes; Ron Jeremy.

He's lost some of his appeal.

Nice guy, though.

Stalkerlicious · Postby **Stalkerlicious** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:43 am

"You won't believe you're eating Ron Jeremey's butter."

I don't get the appeal of men in the 70s.

Astica · Postby **Astica** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:50 am

Lionboy wrote:The penis is an easily stimulated and exciting organ to have. I would definitely prefer having a penis, over a vagina.

My only regret is that I can't reach mine with my mouth. (And no, I refuse to have ribs removed.)

Im pretty sure this has been posted here somewhere, but I cant find it, so I found a link on google of what this post reminded me of.
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

GunGrave · Postby **GunGrave** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:08 pm

Astica wrote:http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=1759465

I bet that boosted sales of "Lay's" by 75%. The "enjoy" with the thumbs up at the end was priceless.

-Was this guy serious...er....what?

Astica · Postby **Astica** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:37 am

This is the internet. It wouldnt surprise me.

Luna-kins · Postby **Luna-kins** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:17 pm

Hello, mind I interrupt the intense arguement?

ƒrosty · Postby **ƒrosty** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:08 pm

With what?

Luna-kins · Postby **Luna-kins** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:11 pm

With randomness.

I'm spamming, i think.

ƒrosty · Postby **ƒrosty** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:11 pm

Yeah, just try to keep posts content-filled.

Luna-kins · Postby **Luna-kins** » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:13 pm

Ok....Just trying to change the subject.. There was a "which initial is better" competition. :lol:

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