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Hey everyone!

Postby KittenWhore » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:44 am

Yo everyone, I'm KittenWhore! I am a huge kitten fan. I'm also into drugs, sex, and kittens! I joined this forum because my friend Rebecca made me. I live in Georgia. I'm not telling what city though! P
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Postby Alfons » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:47 am

'lo, I suppose.
So who's your friend?

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Postby KittenWhore » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:49 am

I'm not telling some pervert like you. Why do you have to know who she is?
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Postby Alfons » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:50 am

...
I'm not going to bother.
Either way, welcome.
Read the rules, if you haven't already.

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Postby KittenWhore » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:51 am

I can't read! Nah, I read the rules. I'm not a complete newbie. I've been on other forums.
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Postby Alfons » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:52 am

That's good.
Follow them, and you should, like, do fine.
Or something.
Whatever I'm supposed to say here.

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Postby geroge » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:22 am

KittenWhore wrote:I'm not telling some pervert like you. Why do you have to know who she is?


Just for that, I don't like you to much.

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Postby KittenWhore » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:19 am

Just for that, I don't like you to much.


Yeah, well its actually too. Not to. Nice try on your grammar though.
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Postby Satanacia » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:48 am

How old are you whore?
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Postby Stalkerlicious » Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:54 am

Since you corrected George about a missing "o" perhaps I should tell you that it appears your emoticon at the end of your intro is missing it's : symbol.
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Postby KittenWhore » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:07 am

Well, to be quite honest with you, I was attempting to write another statement, decided that I didn't want to finish, and thought I had backspaced enough.
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Postby Stalkerlicious » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:11 am

A typo nonetheless.
Frosty wrote:COWER BEFORE MY AWESOME CYNICISM AND INCESSANT HYPERANALYSIS!

Bean Bag Nuts wrote:that's not hallucinations
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Postby KittenWhore » Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:55 am

Yes, it was a typo. But it wasn't a grammatical error.
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Postby Alfons » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:06 am

You'll notice she wasn't correcting a grammatical error.
She was correcting a typo.

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Postby ardizt » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:58 pm

Users posting from this IP address: 69.92.43.59

KittenWhore [ 12 Posts ]
Alfons [ 6 Posts ]


You have some explaining to do, mister. Posts between KittenWhore and Alfons have 1-2 minute gap
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Postby ƒrosty » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:15 pm

Alfons has two computers.

It's probably one of those Fargo North High cumstains.
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Re: Hey everyone!

Postby Astica » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:42 pm

KittenWhore wrote: I joined this forum because my friend Rebecca made me.

So Im going to assume your friend is a member here. Which prompts the question "who's your friend?". I ask this not because Im a pervert, but because you brought it up in the first place.

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Postby ƒrosty » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:49 pm

Which furthers the idea that KittenWhore knows Alfons personally.
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Postby Astica » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:54 pm

Please dont stab me in the face for asking the following questions, but
A) @Frosty, do you know Alfons personally?
B) Alfons is a guy, right?

@KittenWhore, are you actually into bestiality?

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Postby ƒrosty » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:55 pm

Yes on both counts.
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Postby Elen Sila » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:36 pm

It is evident to me that "KittenWhore" is not from Georgia, but rather from North Dakota, and probably knows Alfons personally.

She doesn't have to lie.

You know, until Ardizt posted that, I was all respecting her and everything, for using proper grammar and all.

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Postby geroge » Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:38 am

Stalkerlicious wrote:Since you corrected George about a missing "o" perhaps I should tell you that it appears your emoticon at the end of your intro is missing it's : symbol.


You stuck up for me! :D

*hugs*

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Postby Alfons » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:22 am

Oy...
Turns out "She" was sitting right next to me while this was going on.

I hadn't the foggiest until he started laughing after one of his posts.

:x

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Postby Stalkerlicious » Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:44 am

George. wrote:You stuck up for me! :D

*hugs*


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I'm kind of glad "KittenWhore" wasn't really attempting to be a member. Not sure how long I could have resisted the temptation to call "her" Pussy for short.
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Postby ƒrosty » Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:43 am

That'd be terrifying if it wasn't so adorable.
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