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Good day gentlemen

Postby Malfunction » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:48 pm

I am an animator, a coder, a citizen, a consumer.
I waste and I buy.
I want bigger and better. No price is too high.
If I lost my possessions I wouldn't survive.
I measure success by the car that I drive.
I need social standing, I strive to impress.
And I judge other people By standard of dress.
I feign my concern for the sick and the poor.
If everyone's giving, I have to give more.
I organise functions, a charity queen.
No cause is unworthy, as long as I'm seen.
My house is a showpiece of greed and excess.
My ultimate goal is my name in the press.
My gardens are manicured, expert designed.
The pots on my patio are neatly aligned.
You're not in my circle. You're too lower class.
But you wave and you smile, while your dog shits on my grass.
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Postby Sunshine » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:15 pm

I don't know what to make of you at the moment.
Welcome anyway.
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Postby Thechainlord » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:15 pm

Hello. And Welcome.
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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:29 pm

I think I like you so far. Welcome. Stick around.
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Postby Voly » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:34 pm

I KNEW Dr. Suess wasn't dead!

I KNEW IT!
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:19 pm

Not nearly enough made up words for Dr. Suess, sorry Voly.
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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:34 pm

He seems nice.

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Postby Azgarth » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:29 pm

'llo mate, welcome to MD.
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Postby Zyn » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:41 pm

I'm gonna say this is either very hilarious or kinda pointless.
Either way, good way of saying hello, welcome.
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Postby ƒrosty » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:25 pm

tl;dr
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Postby Voly » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:17 pm

Dark Myr wrote:Not nearly enough made up words for Dr. Suess, sorry Voly.


I'm not talking children's book Dr. Seuss. I'm talking political cartoon- and activist Dr. Seuss. Same guy, different styles.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:01 am

Hm. Never saw any of that side of him.

Hell, never even heard of that side of him before.
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Postby ƒrosty » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:38 am

What did you think the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo was? Not an atomic bomb in the situation of the cold war? Haha, quite.
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Postby Voly » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:51 am

Psh, and those little fellows with[out] the stars that couldn't make up their mind what they wanted to be to avoid persecution? Those didn't represent Jews.

And he got his start drawing political cartoons that were some of the most controversial cartoons ever featured in widely published newspapers.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Astica » Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:03 am

:o
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Postby dot. » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:50 am

Haha, like the intro poem. Pretty good way to snag people's attention.


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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:58 am

Frosty wrote:What did you think the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo was? Not an atomic bomb in the situation of the cold war? Haha, quite.


...Never heard of the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo. So there.
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Postby Malfunction » Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:19 am

Heh well hi everyone. Thanks for the welcome.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Postby ƒrosty » Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:56 pm

Dark Myr wrote:
Frosty wrote:What did you think the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo was? Not an atomic bomb in the situation of the cold war? Haha, quite.


...Never heard of the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo. So there.

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Postby ProjectTORN » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:28 pm

Kudos to you, Frosty.

(I totally butter my bread upside down.)

Welcome, you. Whoever you are.
Under construction. Or something.
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Postby katielynn » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:42 pm

what the hell? i like it anyway but it sounds like it came from some sick twisted mind of a prep. i hate preps but i love your poem. well anywayz welcome.im a newbie. ha. pEaCe
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Postby dot. » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:39 pm

*cringes*
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Postby Zyn » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:47 pm

Yes, well, newbie, please create your own intro so we can get to know you. And this guy hasn't been een since he joined, if memory serves. Or is he just trolling around in places I never go?
S. [Burned] Y. wrote:Zyn, please stop telling the special ed kids of your school about this place.


Voly wrote:You just earned back all the many, many points I've taken away from you (mentally) since you've been here.
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Postby Voly » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:10 am

He has 4 posts, so no he does not troll at all. You are a newb too, so stop trying to bash other newbs.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Bernie » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:23 pm

...whos the necromancer responsible for all this? that katielyn? what happened to introduce yourself? do you start a conversation, then shake hands?
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