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Good day gentlemen
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:48 pm
by Malfunction
I am an animator, a coder, a citizen, a consumer.
I waste and I buy.
I want bigger and better. No price is too high.
If I lost my possessions I wouldn't survive.
I measure success by the car that I drive.
I need social standing, I strive to impress.
And I judge other people By standard of dress.
I feign my concern for the sick and the poor.
If everyone's giving, I have to give more.
I organise functions, a charity queen.
No cause is unworthy, as long as I'm seen.
My house is a showpiece of greed and excess.
My ultimate goal is my name in the press.
My gardens are manicured, expert designed.
The pots on my patio are neatly aligned.
You're not in my circle. You're too lower class.
But you wave and you smile, while your dog shits on my grass.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:15 pm
by Sunshine
I don't know what to make of you at the moment.
Welcome anyway.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:15 pm
by Thechainlord
Hello. And Welcome.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:29 pm
by Ragdoll Bob
I think I like you so far. Welcome. Stick around.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:34 pm
by Voly
I KNEW Dr. Suess wasn't dead!
I KNEW IT!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:19 pm
by Ragdoll Bob
Not nearly enough made up words for Dr. Suess, sorry Voly.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:34 pm
by S. [Burned] Y.
He seems nice.
Welcome.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:29 pm
by Azgarth
'llo mate, welcome to MD.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:41 pm
by Zyn
I'm gonna say this is either very hilarious or kinda pointless.
Either way, good way of saying hello, welcome.
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:25 pm
by ƒrosty
tl;dr
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:17 pm
by Voly
Dark Myr wrote:Not nearly enough made up words for Dr. Suess, sorry Voly.
I'm not talking children's book Dr. Seuss. I'm talking political cartoon- and activist Dr. Seuss. Same guy, different styles.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:01 am
by Ragdoll Bob
Hm. Never saw any of that side of him.
Hell, never even heard of that side of him before.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:38 am
by ƒrosty
What did you think the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo was? Not an atomic bomb in the situation of the cold war? Haha, quite.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:51 am
by Voly
Psh, and those little fellows with[out] the stars that couldn't make up their mind what they wanted to be to avoid persecution? Those didn't represent Jews.
And he got his start drawing political cartoons that were some of the most controversial cartoons ever featured in widely published newspapers.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:03 am
by Astica
Welcome!
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:50 am
by dot.
Haha, like the intro poem. Pretty good way to snag people's attention.
Welcome.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:58 am
by Ragdoll Bob
Frosty wrote:What did you think the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo was? Not an atomic bomb in the situation of the cold war? Haha, quite.
...Never heard of the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo. So there.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:19 am
by Malfunction
Heh well hi everyone. Thanks for the welcome.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 12:56 pm
by ƒrosty
Dark Myr wrote:Frosty wrote:What did you think the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo was? Not an atomic bomb in the situation of the cold war? Haha, quite.
...Never heard of the Bitsy Big Boy Boomeroo. So there.
THE BUTTER BATTLE BOOK
You need to start reading some Doctor Seuss.
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:28 pm
by ProjectTORN
Kudos to you, Frosty.
(I totally butter my bread upside down.)
Welcome, you. Whoever you are.
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:42 pm
by katielynn
what the hell? i like it anyway but it sounds like it came from some sick twisted mind of a prep. i hate preps but i love your poem. well anywayz welcome.im a newbie. ha. pEaCe
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:39 pm
by dot.
*cringes*
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:47 pm
by Zyn
Yes, well, newbie, please create your own intro so we can get to know you. And this guy hasn't been een since he joined, if memory serves. Or is he just trolling around in places I never go?
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:10 am
by Voly
He has 4 posts, so no he does not troll at all. You are a newb too, so stop trying to bash other newbs.
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:23 pm
by Bernie
...whos the necromancer responsible for all this? that katielyn? what happened to introduce yourself? do you start a conversation, then shake hands?