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Bringing Imperfektion to the mental distortion

Postby Imperfekt_x » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:49 pm

The names Imperfekt x.....
I'm an amateur writer/musician/evil genius out of brunswick, maryland.
I have music on several sites and do alot of political and nerdcore rap and also punk, industrial, and metal. As far as writing goes I am currently working on a novel and looking to write for a music magazine.



Nuff said. ////IX\\\\
If i had a Auto-biography, it'd be entitled "Epic Fail"....
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Postby Gravesent » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:52 pm

Welcome then!

I would recommend reading the forum guidelines but your intro post is quite suitable :)

Have a look around, don't hesitate to mingle in.
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Postby Azgarth » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:14 pm

'llo mate.
no need to put such an attitude around yourself, we'll not like you more or less for it.
anyway, welcome.
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Postby Voly » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:38 pm

I'm cooler, but welcome anywho.
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Postby Zyn » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:55 pm

Evil genius? Whatever. Welcome.
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Postby ProjectTORN » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:14 pm

Evil genius. -snerk-
Proof?

Anyway, welcome. Whyyyyyyy are the new things necromancing what they shouldn't? A couple of 'em are doing it. Bloody driving me up a wall.
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Postby Bernie » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:50 pm

i havnt seen too much of that lately. but i would only guess theyre unaware that theyre doing it. why else would you post in a thread, say, months even years old?
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Postby ProjectTORN » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:00 am

Because people are fucktards?
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Postby Bernie » Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:03 am

thats a large generalization (incidentally encompassing yourself), but i get the point.
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Postby Sunshine » Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:03 am

Torn, I enjoy your snerks

Stay IX, post more.
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Postby Imperfekt_x » Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:33 pm

ProjectTORN wrote:Evil genius. -snerk-
Proof?

Anyway, welcome. Whyyyyyyy are the new things necromancing what they shouldn't? A couple of 'em are doing it. Bloody driving me up a wall.



my baddz. Idk....anyways as far as proof is concerned.... Wait and see.
If i had a Auto-biography, it'd be entitled "Epic Fail"....
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Postby Voly » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:34 pm

Imperfekt_x wrote:my baddz. Idk....anyways as far as proof is concerned.... Wait and see.


I think you meant

"My bad; I don't know... anyway, as far as proof is concerned, wait and see."
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Postby ProjectTORN » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:44 am

Much appreciated translation, thanks.
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Postby Bernie » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:28 pm

oh god :roll:
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Postby daemon » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:24 pm

oh satan :twisted:
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Postby Morph » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:47 pm

What would an atheist say?

oh OHHH!
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Postby daemon » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:51 am

Ohh higher power!!

Agnosticism'd
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Postby Stalkerlicious » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:53 am

For Agnostics wouldn't it be more like "Ohh possible higher power"?
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Postby daemon » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:08 am

Lolz. Welcome imperfect guy dude.
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Postby Voly » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:36 am

Morph wrote:What would an atheist say?


Oh nothing!
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Postby Zyn » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:41 am

Oh Buddha!!!!

Couldn't resist:P
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Postby Bernie » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:47 am

buddha is not a god nor deity of any kind my good sir
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Postby Voly » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:48 am

Oh Shiva!
Oh Allah!
Oh Jehovah!
Oh Zeus!
Oh Ra!
Oh Thor!
Oh Shangdi!
Oh Bhagavan!
Oh Ek Onkar!
Oh Mahavir!
Oh Aten!
Oh Haile Selassie!
Oh Tenri-Ō-no-Mikoto!

I'm done.
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Postby Bernie » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:49 am

Oh Cruise!
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Postby Voly » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:55 am

He's not the Scientologist God. That'd be Xenu.

wiki wrote:Xenu, also Xemu, was, according to Scientology founder and science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that the essences of these many people remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm.


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This is what the God Xenu brought billions of humans to Earth on, except Xenu's didn't have the engines on the wings.

Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of his citizens together under the pretense of income tax inspections, then paralyzed them and froze them in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls. The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the design of the Douglas DC-8, the only difference being: "the DC8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't."
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