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Bringing Imperfektion to the mental distortion

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:49 pm
by Imperfekt_x
The names Imperfekt x.....
I'm an amateur writer/musician/evil genius out of brunswick, maryland.
I have music on several sites and do alot of political and nerdcore rap and also punk, industrial, and metal. As far as writing goes I am currently working on a novel and looking to write for a music magazine.



Nuff said. ////IX\\\\

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:52 pm
by Gravesent
Welcome then!

I would recommend reading the forum guidelines but your intro post is quite suitable :)

Have a look around, don't hesitate to mingle in.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:14 pm
by Azgarth
'llo mate.
no need to put such an attitude around yourself, we'll not like you more or less for it.
anyway, welcome.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:38 pm
by Voly
I'm cooler, but welcome anywho.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:55 pm
by Zyn
Evil genius? Whatever. Welcome.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:14 pm
by ProjectTORN
Evil genius. -snerk-
Proof?

Anyway, welcome. Whyyyyyyy are the new things necromancing what they shouldn't? A couple of 'em are doing it. Bloody driving me up a wall.

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:50 pm
by Bernie
i havnt seen too much of that lately. but i would only guess theyre unaware that theyre doing it. why else would you post in a thread, say, months even years old?

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:00 am
by ProjectTORN
Because people are fucktards?

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:03 am
by Bernie
thats a large generalization (incidentally encompassing yourself), but i get the point.

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:03 am
by Sunshine
Torn, I enjoy your snerks

Stay IX, post more.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:33 pm
by Imperfekt_x
ProjectTORN wrote:Evil genius. -snerk-
Proof?

Anyway, welcome. Whyyyyyyy are the new things necromancing what they shouldn't? A couple of 'em are doing it. Bloody driving me up a wall.



my baddz. Idk....anyways as far as proof is concerned.... Wait and see.

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:34 pm
by Voly
Imperfekt_x wrote:my baddz. Idk....anyways as far as proof is concerned.... Wait and see.


I think you meant

"My bad; I don't know... anyway, as far as proof is concerned, wait and see."

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:44 am
by ProjectTORN
Much appreciated translation, thanks.

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:28 pm
by Bernie
oh god :roll:

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:24 pm
by daemon
oh satan :twisted:

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:47 pm
by Morph
What would an atheist say?

oh OHHH!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:51 am
by daemon
Ohh higher power!!

Agnosticism'd

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:53 am
by Stalkerlicious
For Agnostics wouldn't it be more like "Ohh possible higher power"?

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:08 am
by daemon
Lolz. Welcome imperfect guy dude.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:36 am
by Voly
Morph wrote:What would an atheist say?


Oh nothing!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:41 am
by Zyn
Oh Buddha!!!!

Couldn't resist:P

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:47 am
by Bernie
buddha is not a god nor deity of any kind my good sir

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:48 am
by Voly
Oh Shiva!
Oh Allah!
Oh Jehovah!
Oh Zeus!
Oh Ra!
Oh Thor!
Oh Shangdi!
Oh Bhagavan!
Oh Ek Onkar!
Oh Mahavir!
Oh Aten!
Oh Haile Selassie!
Oh Tenri-Ō-no-Mikoto!

I'm done.

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:49 am
by Bernie
Oh Cruise!

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:55 am
by Voly
He's not the Scientologist God. That'd be Xenu.

wiki wrote:Xenu, also Xemu, was, according to Scientology founder and science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. Scientology holds that the essences of these many people remained, and that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm.


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This is what the God Xenu brought billions of humans to Earth on, except Xenu's didn't have the engines on the wings.

Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of his citizens together under the pretense of income tax inspections, then paralyzed them and froze them in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls. The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the design of the Douglas DC-8, the only difference being: "the DC8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't."