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Your vagina hangs like a sleeve of a wizard.

Postby kojakwookiee » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:34 pm

Woahhh it's been a while everyone!
I have nooo idea what's going on here anymore...probably the same old weird shit I'm bettin'.
I've missed you all.
So I've realized that pet names are essentionally affectionate nouns - Such as; honeybuns, sugarpie...kittentits.

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Postby Gravesent » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:38 pm

woot?!
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Postby ProjectTORN » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:02 pm

Whafuck? Who in hell be you?
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Postby kojakwookiee » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:37 pm

Who in the hell I be?
I be AshleyMarie...
last time I was on was like last year.
So I've realized that pet names are essentionally affectionate nouns - Such as; honeybuns, sugarpie...kittentits.

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Postby daemon » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:26 pm

Oooookkkkaaaayyyyy.
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Postby Astica » Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:59 pm

I remember her!

Although I must admit I was expecting something more interesting and totally different when I clicked this topic.

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Postby daemon » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:45 pm

I know how you feel Amy.
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Postby dickwad » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:52 pm

i remember the name. welcome back, i guess.

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Postby Voly » Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:52 pm

Who-da-hell!?

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Postby Schnabel von Rom » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:54 pm

Tits or GTFO.

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Postby ƒrosty » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:01 am

And please not your wizard vagoo.
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Postby Spaced Ape » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:26 am

This at least belongs in Intro.
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Postby Frank Sino. » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:37 am

Frosty wrote:And please not your wizard vagoo.

I don't understand this concept. Is it a vagina where the pubes resemble a wizard's beard?

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Postby ƒrosty » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:48 am

Well you see, little Jimmy, sometimes a woman has labia so loose that they hang down a bit.
In this case, a hyperbole is made where the labia are hanging down like a wizard's sleeve.

Mmmm; tasty thoughts.

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Postby Frank Sino. » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:56 am

I still kind of like the comedy in the visualization of a vagina with a wizard beard and a wizard's hat.

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Postby geroge » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:44 am

charming.

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Postby ardizt » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:38 am

Disgusting, thats where babies come from
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Postby kojakwookiee » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:13 pm

Hi to all the ones that remember...hmmm now I'm imagining a wizard like vag...Ew :D
So I've realized that pet names are essentionally affectionate nouns - Such as; honeybuns, sugarpie...kittentits.

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Postby ardizt » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:07 pm

Frosty wrote:Well you see, little Jimmy, sometimes a woman has labia so loose that they hang down a bit.
In this case, a hyperbole is made where the labia are hanging down like a wizard's sleeve.

Mmmm; tasty thoughts.

Further knowledge is only an internet search away.


That is just..wrong man. It's wrong! D: I dont think I can be near women anymore
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Postby Voly » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:11 am

There are plenty more words to go with that. Meat curtains is my favorite to use, personally.

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Postby ƒrosty » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:14 am

Mashke wrote:I dont think I can be near women anymore

I'm sure there's plenty of cute guys in your area.
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Postby Astica » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:04 am

Frank Sino. wrote:I still kind of like the comedy in the visualization of a vagina with a wizard beard and a wizard's hat.

:lol: thats still not quite as funny as the image of the giant wizard-sleeve-wide vagina with the hand and magic wand coming out of it though.

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Postby Azgarth » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:11 am

i think you mixed up "funny" with "traumatizing".
that's not saying i wouldn't click on a link if provided tho.

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Postby Ashreal » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:00 am

lol lol lol
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Postby Sunshine » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:41 pm

Damn people, just damn.
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