Your vagina hangs like a sleeve of a wizard.

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Postby Ragdoll Bob » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:26 am

...We got some weird ass people here.

But we all already knew that.
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Postby Gravesent » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:50 am

Now now, vaginas are not for magic wands.











Or are they?
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Postby Azgarth » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:47 am

i'm still waiting for people to start talking about wizard staves with knobs on the end...
guess not many here read terry pratchett.

also, after this i'm SO calling mine "my magic wand".
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Postby some_body » Sat May 09, 2009 7:01 am

why would you compare a clit to a wizards sleeve
you must have alot of time on your hands
if you put your magic wand in the wizards sleeve does that mean its giving
you a hand job?
or is it just sex
life scars us all.
some people where them on the outside,
others hide them on the inside,
but no one escapes unscathed.
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Postby Voly » Sun May 10, 2009 9:49 pm

It's not the clit, it's the labia.

Dolt.
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Postby dickwad » Mon May 11, 2009 12:44 am

i think that right there shows how young this kid must be.
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Postby some_body » Mon May 11, 2009 8:59 am

WTF

this is bull shit
every one is being a jack ass to me
i didnt do anything to any of you
ok maybe i tried to pull of a poem off as mine but its a good poem
im not smart, like you are
but that dosent mean every body can fuckin jump me over something retarded.
i came to this site to make friends who might actually help me in the struggle threw life.
but i guess none of you are worthy enough to do that.
except herey
have a nice day
:x
life scars us all.

some people where them on the outside,

others hide them on the inside,

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Postby Spaced Ape » Mon May 11, 2009 10:37 am

I would think more along the reverse, as in: "You are not worthy enough for us to help you in the struggle through life." So if this is your farewell I would feel honored to say the first parting words.

Don't let the door hit yah, where the good lord split 'cha, bitch.
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Postby Astica » Mon May 11, 2009 10:56 am

Good Luck in future internet ventures.
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Postby HeRetiK » Mon May 11, 2009 1:34 pm

For some reason your post keeps me giggling on end, Astica.
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Postby some_body » Tue May 12, 2009 2:04 am

what ever.


"id rather be rejected for something i am
then be accepted for something i am not."
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Postby Voly » Tue May 12, 2009 2:32 am

Consider this your rejection from me. I speak for myself and only myself when saying I won't miss ya.

I'll let others speak their own heart-felt farewells.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Ashreal » Tue May 12, 2009 4:20 am

some_body wrote:what ever.


"id rather be rejected for something i am
then be accepted for something i am not."


wow did you rip that off as well?
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Postby bird7795 » Tue May 12, 2009 4:39 am

oh noes.
later kid.
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Postby daemon » Tue May 12, 2009 1:37 pm

Fagglet. :)
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Postby ƒrosty » Tue May 12, 2009 9:01 pm

I think you're a respectable young man.
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Postby Voly » Wed May 13, 2009 12:29 am

FUCKING NONCONFORMIST.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby geroge » Wed May 13, 2009 6:26 am

some_body wrote:WTF

this is bull shit
every one is being a jack ass to me
i didnt do anything to any of you
ok maybe i tried to pull of a poem off as mine but its a good poem
im not smart, like you are
but that dosent mean every body can fuckin jump me over something retarded.
i came to this site to make friends who might actually help me in the struggle threw life.
but i guess none of you are worthy enough to do that.
except herey
have a nice day
:x


if you come back. do not post like this.
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Postby dickwad » Wed May 13, 2009 9:27 pm

he ain't coming back.
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Postby Schnabel von Rom » Wed May 13, 2009 9:55 pm

Internet - serious business :o
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Postby Voly » Thu May 14, 2009 12:11 am

I just got an idea. See sig.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Bernie » Thu May 14, 2009 12:45 pm

wait! i can help you in the struggle threw life...
darn. hes gone. hes really gone.
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Postby Voly » Fri May 15, 2009 1:48 am

:lol:
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby kojakwookiee » Thu May 28, 2009 4:50 pm

LOL oh dear I had forgotten about this post and I just read through it...
XD
let me stop laughing...
what is up that some body person...
the struggle threw life.

I almost peed my pants this just made my day.

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Postby ProjectTORN » Thu May 28, 2009 7:16 pm

Please for the love of.... just don't post like that. This isn't a bloody IM chatroom. Danke.
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