Arrivals and Departures

[Spaced Ape]

My wife wants kids. I'm not so keen on the idea, but as I grow older I'm seeing all my friends have kids and I start to be around them more. I never grew up with babies around, so I'm not used to them. But I think I'm warming up to the idea.

[ƒrosty]

My mother has given birth thrice, each ten years apart, so I've experienced babies. I don't want the stress, thanks. I feel the same about children as I do about pets... I like them more when they're someone else's.

[HeRetiK]

Keeping guinea pigs is the preparation stage to having kids, right?

[ƒrosty]

I think I'll start at pet rock and work my way up from there.

[Ashreal]

Kids are a lot of work, only do it if you are bored with life. Lots of work but lots of fun to be around. my 3 year old is just awesome walking around the house singing to her shadow.

[HeRetiK]

my 3 year old is just awesome walking around the house singing to her shadow.

Ah, yes, just like drunken people, only cute!

[ƒrosty]

Drunkenness is really just an attempt to recover our childhood.

[Spaced Ape]

Nah, drunkenness is borrowing happiness from your not-so-distant future.

[ƒrosty]

Borrowing happiness from the future in an attempt to recover childhood?

[Ashreal]

I don't understand why anyone would want to relive their childhood. I like the person i am now, because of the things i experienced before. Why change it?

[HeRetiK]

Oh the joys of passing out while shitting yourself and nobody batting an eye!

[krishh.]

hello again!
it's been a really long time, hasn't it? i turned 19 a few days ago, but im even sassier now than i was at 13.
i was talking with some friends, and somehow the topic of forums came into conversation, and i couldn't shut up about how much i learned and grew during my time on md. i always had it bookmarked and something in the back of my mind has been telling me to revisit.
so, hi! and thank you. i missed you.

[Spaced Ape]

Howdy!

[Guitar_clock]

*tips fedora*

[krishh.]

^^^ pleeease GC, you're better than fedoras, right?

[Guitar_clock]

Yeah, I don't wear a fedora. I dress appropriately. NYC has taught me this. And so has www.artofmanliness.com

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2014/04/1 ... -in-shirt/

[dot.]

Oh hai.

This still kicking?

[HeRetiK]

In the sense of a reflexive vegetative state, yes.

[Guitar_clock]

::twitch::

Boo!! I'm a time capsule!

::FLASH::

ONE WEEK OF TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY AND ALREADY THE OUTLOOK IS GRIM...

THE INAUGURATION WAS A BUST

THEY CAME OUT AND SAID THAT IT WAS AN AMAZING SUCCESS

HE SIGNED EXECUTIVE ORDERS TO BAN TRAVEL FROM A SUSPICIOUS LIST OF NATIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST. SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE HE EXCLUDED COUNTRIES IN WHICH HE HAS BUSINESSES SET UP.

I WROTE MY CONGRESSMAN...

I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE THE 3RD GRADE!!!

::FLASH::

[Lucy Hawk]

*knock* *knock*

"Hey, anyone?"
"Heeeeeyyyyy"
"Umm, well... hello..."
"Nobody's here?"

[HeRetiK]

DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

[Lucy Hawk]

Hai, buchou!

[Bernie]

I wish the interwebs still looked/felt like this! Down with web 2.0!

[HeRetiK]

I wish the interwebs still looked/felt like this! Down with web 2.0!

Yeah I've actually been more active on forums again, feelsgoodman

[Guitar_clock]

It's that post-face nostalgia.

PFN