Uh, yeah.

Argon · Postby **Argon** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:31 am

Hai, Kristina made me join this forum and I'm scared to not do what she tells me.

I'm sure I could write some random crap about who I am here but the only interesting bits aren't really the kind I like to run around forums posting about. >.>

Yeah, my minds not working so well at the moment so I'm sure I'll have something remotely useful to say when it's back in order again.

Just remember if you dislike me blame Kristina for forcing me here. <.<

dot. · Postby **dot.** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:42 am

He's fun, I promise.

And he doesn't double-post; he spells, capitalizes, and punctuates. No teenage angst.

I could see him tryin to move into Wayne's territory, though.

Voly · Postby **Voly** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:25 am

But he's a noble gas...

Chichevache · Postby **Chichevache** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:41 am

And even when it's noble, it is still gas.

Voly · Postby **Voly** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:56 am

That, and I'd bet he leaves his house every once in a while.

dickwad · Postby **dickwad** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:02 am

Kristinadot wrote:I could see him tryin to move into Wayne's territory, though.

if you ever step on my patch, i'll bring you down! i'll bringgg youu down

Chichevache · Postby **Chichevache** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:38 am

Just make sure you have better candy and cuter puppies and you'll always be more popular.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:30 am

We won't bond...

HE WON'T BOND!!!

Azgarth · Postby **Azgarth** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:34 am

oh man, i love MD.
oh, and welcome new guy.

Zyn · Postby **Zyn** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:39 pm

You have no idea how tempting it is to Tasor you.

Argon · Postby **Argon** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:52 pm

Kristinadot wrote:And he doesn't double-post; he spells, capitalizes, and punctuates. No teenage angst.

That's only on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

That, and I'd bet he leaves his house every once in a while.

Yeah....about that....

You have no idea how tempting it is to Tasor you.

Sounds hot, I'm there.

Voly · Postby **Voly** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:59 pm

Argon wrote:
That, and I'd bet he leaves his house every once in a while.

Yeah....about that...

I don't think you understand. I don't even think Wayne ever pokes his head out the window. He quite literally never leaves his house.

Kind of like you've managed not to leave this thread. But you should. You should.

Zyn · Postby **Zyn** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:07 am

Go outside. There's sunshine out there. And he's pretty cool (if he's a he...sorry, I never learned that ^.^;)

dot. · Postby **dot.** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:38 am

Yus, he's a he.

. . .At least he says he's a he. And he has the normal boob obsession that tends to come with being male.

ADAM DO WHAT VOLY SAYS AND GO TO OTHER THREADS TOO!

. . .Please?

And btw, the only thing I threatened him with was puppy eyes if he didn't join.

Voly · Postby **Voly** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:59 am

Kristinadot wrote:boob obsession that tends to come with being male.

Since boob obsession tends to imply that they like big ones, I'd like to say right now that I resign from being male, on the grounds that I don't like big boobs. I would also like to instate a new gender, that just has a general obsession with petite (not children) females.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:24 am

The normal boob obsession that comes with being male

Not all boys are obsessed with boobs Kristina

Voly · Postby **Voly** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:26 am

I LIKE THEM BUT I CAN QUIT WHENEVER I WANT!

IMNOTHURTINGANYBODYIMJUSTLOOKING!!!!!!

I'm totally jk. I look more at the haunches than the mammaries.

dickwad · Postby **dickwad** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:09 am

Voly wrote:
Kristinadot wrote:boob obsession that tends to come with being male.

Since boob obsession tends to imply that they like big ones, I'd like to say right now that I resign from being male, on the grounds that I don't like big boobs. I would also like to instate a new gender, that just has a general obsession with petite (not children) females.

for all the shit you talk you seem to have a pretty similar taste in females as i.

Chichevache · Postby **Chichevache** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:58 am

As long as they aren't so flat chested you're not sure if they're of age. Around here most women shave. So if there is no bush or boob, how the hell can you tell if she is 12 or 20?

dickwad · Postby **dickwad** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:19 am

and that would be the point of my personal preference in (of age) females. :wink:

Chichevache · Postby **Chichevache** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:17 am

I don't mind small(ish) breasts, but she still needs to look at least 18. Not even because of the law, but because that's my preference.

dickwad · Postby **dickwad** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:02 pm

because of social conditioning.

Azgarth · Postby **Azgarth** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:43 pm

not only.
certain size is generally a sign of health, or used to be at least.
compare orange duck bills, the smell of your sweat, symmetry of your face and others.

dot. · Postby **dot.** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:17 pm

*facepalm*

Sorry GC. My best friend is gay, so you'd think that I'd consider that more, lol.

@ Voly - No, normal boob obsession doesn't imply liking huge boobs. I mean boobs in general.

I JUST NOTICED YOUR SIG. I laughed so fucking hard. . .Oh shit, I -never- saw that one coming as a sig.

Luna-kins · Postby **Luna-kins** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:55 pm

Umm.... Welcome.

@Wayne: If I ever live near you... I'd drag you out of the house as often as possible. I'm sure you don't mind dates with a few girls...? :lol:

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