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Postby dickwad » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:24 pm

not if they're as pretty and as sweet as you, honey bunny.

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Postby Voly » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:54 pm

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Kristinadot wrote:boob obsession that tends to come with being male.


Since boob obsession tends to imply that they like big ones, I'd like to say right now that I resign from being male, on the grounds that I don't like big boobs. I would also like to instate a new gender, that just has a general obsession with petite (not children) females.


for all the shit you talk you seem to have a pretty similar taste in females as i.


I kinda saw this coming. :lol:

I don't like children, I like petite nonchildren. I want to know they're not a child by looking at them, though. Boobs are necessary, but also, I don't like larger than a B-cup. Not for sexual attraction purposes, anyway. The big ones do look fun to play with, though.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Zyn » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:51 pm

B is the perfect size, IMO.
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Postby Voly » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:56 pm

Large end of A to small end of B, IMO.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Argon » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:09 am

Kristinadot wrote: I mean boobs in general.

This.

I'll post in other places when I feel comfortable that this isn't all a huge ploy created by Kristina to make me cry again.

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Postby Voly » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:15 am

If you don't leave this thread I'll e-kick you in your e-ballsack.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Astica » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:26 am

Voly wrote:Large end of A to small end of B, IMO.

This is my exact size 8) whether I get A or B depends on brand sizing, usually B though. It's kind of nice not having huge boobs that get in the way/are annoying, but I still look slightly too flat chested sometimes :\

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Postby Voly » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:36 am

You sound like my girlfriend, and also apparently have the same sized boobs.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Luna-kins » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:31 pm

@Wayne: I'm pretty and sweet? That's new to me. :lol:


I get called "mister" on a daily basis. 8)

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Postby dot. » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:20 am

Adam, I've -never- made you cry.

The only time I could have even came close was when I wouldn't tell you the password to that photobucket account, and I'm pretty sure that even that wouldn't have mattered enough. There's plenty of boobs on the internet that -don't- need a password to see them.


Note - No, there was not a nude pic. I was in a bikini that was a lil too small.
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Postby Voly » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:39 am

Pics or it didn't happen.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Guitar_clock » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:04 am

Voly wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.

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Postby dickwad » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:55 am

Kristinadot wrote:The only time I could have even came close was when I wouldn't tell you the password to that photobucket account, and I'm pretty sure that even that wouldn't have mattered enough. There's plenty of boobs on the internet that -don't- need a password to see them.


ahahaha, this dude is starting to sound like me. though i can't say i've ever been that pathetic or desperate to beg.

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Postby dot. » Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:22 pm

XD

Mmkay, didn't happen.

I don't think I could find the pic in question even if I wanted to.
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Postby Voly » Sat Dec 26, 2009 11:42 pm

IT DID TO EFFING HAPPEN.

TITS OR GTFO.













JAYKAY.

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Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby dot. » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:33 am

My boobs are too big for your taste. I'm at the upper end of the C's, lower D's.

That's why I love my display pic so much. The shirt I'm wearing is SUPER tight, and the angle I'm standing at makes them look smaller. Also, I was a few years younger.
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Postby Argon » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:19 am

I found it without the password anyway, and nowadays who needs one if people don't rename their pictures before uploading them. >.>

And if you need that picture Kristina just ask. <.<

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Postby Azgarth » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:23 am

how about if the rest of the board asks?

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Postby dot. » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:23 am

*glare*


. . .Please please pretty please please please will you post in other areas? Please?
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Postby Argon » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:26 am

Azgarth wrote:how about if the rest of the board asks?

She'll hit me again...I don't like it when she hits me...well ok sometimes but not in the balls, which I'm sure is where it'll be if I do that.

Blondie wrote:. . .Please please pretty please please please will you post in other areas? Please?

I am, I've just had an annoyingly long day of trying to get this gods damned printer working for my grandmother. -.-

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Postby Voly » Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:35 am

Kristinadot wrote:My boobs are too big for your taste. I'm at the upper end of the C's, lower D's.


It's more for curiosity's sake than for sexual satisfaction. There's a massive difference between seeing a random pornstar or nude model's tits and someone you know, kind of know, or are acquainted with.

Sure, they may be too big for my taste, but I know you, so I'm still interested.[size=0]although im more interested in amy's because i know her better, AND they're the right size[/size]
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby dot. » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:04 am

Damnit Adam! I told you, you're not allowed to call me Blondie!

@ Az - He's bluffing about having the pic. I'm sure of it.

@ Voly - I got all of my exhibitionism out the last time I got really drunk.
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Postby Voly » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:12 am

lol I'm sure that guy probably isn't done with voyeurism, though.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Argon » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:16 am

Yes....bluffing....


So when's the next time yer getting really drunk not Blondie? >.>

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Postby dot. » Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:18 am

Eh. . .Prolly on New Year's. But I'm not taking any pics. And definately -not- having sex while someone watches and jacks off!
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