Malakide made me do it.

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Malakide made me do it.

Postby roachez » Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:53 am

The greasy fucker practically lives with me, so here i am.

....hes upset that i called him greasy. make fun of him.
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Postby Chichevache » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:05 am

I do. Often.
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive
Your fingers breaking as I place them over mine
The only thing I need is time
To change your mind, I said
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Postby roachez » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:21 am

that makes you the coolest person on here who isnt me. also be sure to mock his one little pseudo-dread lock.
whatever happens to happen, always happens for the worst, and if the worst is yet to happen, i hope it happens to you first.
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Postby Chichevache » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:51 am

Seriously? He just has one nasty little unwashed piece of hair dangling off his head? I bet it looks like a flaccid penis.
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive

Your fingers breaking as I place them over mine

The only thing I need is time

To change your mind, I said
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Postby Malakide » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:56 am

ppl on mindistor make me think of e=mc vagina and thats all bad!

ESPECIALLY cause im on mind

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Postby roachez » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:07 am

no, it doesnt even look like that nice....looks more like what kathy bates' bush would look like if she had been stranded on a desert island for a few years....ya know, if she was like, a quarter mexican.
whatever happens to happen, always happens for the worst, and if the worst is yet to happen, i hope it happens to you first.
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Postby Azgarth » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:30 am

oh come on... they're multiplying now?

roachez don't seem as bad as malakide though, so best of luck.
you could've used a better person to be your intro to this place though.
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Postby Malakide » Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:58 am

meh....i gots no beef thus no e-net pride so butt fuck it if you must :D

fuel my fire with kiddy comments and make my chubb stand upright!

HAHA! all fun an games till the hippy get his flower stepped on :P

yes welcome Roach(coach) .... i made this comment to further help you understand the people on this forum and there child like ways of being what i call satanic in a sense.... LOL


by the time you read 5 comments(not just mine) your brain should start to hurt.....10= a severe case of retardation and so on.....but once you glorify your soul with forum garbage youll have then probably read 11 comments....thus making you a complete retard and damning your soul to hell for all eternity.......have fun but remember.....its just a pixel....not real life......
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Postby Zyn » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:01 am

You've obviously never actually read our posts anywhere but the garbage dump, as a fair amount are intellectual. 'Sides, who the fuck are you? I've never seen anything from you.
S. [Burned] Y. wrote:Zyn, please stop telling the special ed kids of your school about this place.


Voly wrote:You just earned back all the many, many points I've taken away from you (mentally) since you've been here.
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Postby Azgarth » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:20 am

zyn, i literally stopped reading malakide's posts, no good comes from em.
best just ignored, really. maybe heshe'll get better, but i doubt it's in my lifetime.
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Postby Zyn » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:11 am

Sage advice.
S. [Burned] Y. wrote:Zyn, please stop telling the special ed kids of your school about this place.


Voly wrote:You just earned back all the many, many points I've taken away from you (mentally) since you've been here.
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Postby Luna-kins » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:58 am

...I don't understand anything malakide posts.


Hello new guy.

By the way, malakide means lazy old man.
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Postby Voly » Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:38 pm

It's probably intentional.

And I don't understand him, either.
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Postby dot. » Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:09 pm

If you understand Malakide, you could be a very rich person one day.
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Postby Spaced Ape » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:00 am

What has happened to this completely damned forum?

Jesus wept. Seriously, folks.
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Postby Chichevache » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:03 am

Missed you fucko.
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive

Your fingers breaking as I place them over mine

The only thing I need is time

To change your mind, I said
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