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Im new and im alone

Postby Hardcore_yaoi95 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:03 am

JESUS im new and have no idea wat im doin im scared that i wont get souls etc................... So if any1 could help me i would appreciate it or at least become a friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cya.................... Argh im hearin the voices again HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Chichevache » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:21 am

Hardcore_yaoi95 wrote:Argh im hearin the voices again HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Have any of them told you to clam up yet? Because that's the one to listen to.
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Postby Zyn » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:19 am

Or throw yourself off a building, whichever.

People should stop coming here and acting crazy. Certainly, we're all out of our goddamned minds, but in a socially acceptable way.
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Postby Voly » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:05 am

We're all Hannibal Lecters. We tend to keep it between ourselves and our victims.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

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Postby Astica » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:51 am

This reminds me of the thread that inspired me to register at MD, where some new member said they could hear all these voices and were scared of them, and asked for help getting rid of them, only to get the response that a bullet to the head would work magic.

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Postby Azgarth » Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:07 am

well, it's a sound course of action, isn't it?
it worked for tyler durden. most of the guys that come here with such complaints already see the guy as a role model, so why not follow it?
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Postby Zyn » Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:13 pm

Or we could drill the demons out.
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Postby dickwad » Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:06 pm

but that didn't work for the guy in scanners.

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Postby Zyn » Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:18 pm

No, but it would be more fun than anything else.
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Postby Astica » Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:34 pm

Unless someone has already drilled into their heads and softened their brains with boiling water, which explains their current behaviour, like in The Loved Ones :lol:

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Postby Zyn » Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:34 am

I can't remember who in specific, but one notorious sociopath discovered how adding various acids to the brain created zombie-like people. Until they starved to death.
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Postby Voly » Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:48 pm

Azgarth wrote:see the guy as a role model


In many aspects, I really do see Tyler Durden as a role model. :lol:
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby dickwad » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:37 pm

me too.

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Postby Voly » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:02 am

I think as far as role models go, the book Tyler is better than the movie Tyler. But movie Tyler was a better character as far as characters go.

Actually, my friends and I made gel explosives last night out of gas and styrofoam.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Azgarth » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:07 am

closest we came were fireballs from powdered milk.
oh, and i once set a parking space on fire when i was 8 or 10 or something.
aside from the cannon a mate made, that's as close as i went to explosives.
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Postby Voly » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:12 am

The process is impossibly easy for what we made. We didn't explode it, we just burned it, because we weren't sure how powerful it was, so blowing it up seemed like a bad plan.

Basically, put gasoline in a bucket. Put styrofoam in the gasoline. The styrofoam dissolves and makes a putty. Remove the putty. Drain off the excess gasoline from the putty. Done.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Guitar_clock » Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:04 am

That sounds horrible for the environment and your guys' lungs.

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Postby Voly » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:26 pm

Image

Just the environment.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby dickwad » Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:28 am

well, as long as we're only hurting the environment!

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Postby Voly » Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:07 am

In all reality, driving to my friend's house, driving to the store, the gas station, etc. all probably polluted more than making a total of about 16 fluid ounces of flammable material.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Guitar_clock » Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:43 am

Plastic Styrofoam is still plastic Styrofoam

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Postby evilredqueen » Sun Aug 22, 2010 2:40 pm

Now I remember why I don't bother being here a lot. What percentage of the people who post here go on to stay with us?

I liked his sig though lol
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Postby Zyn » Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:52 pm

Voly: My friends and I lit a driveway on fire with a few coffee cans full of that shit.
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Postby Voly » Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:36 am

We plan to eventually mess around with homemade gunpowder.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby evilredqueen » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:40 pm

Voly wrote:We plan to eventually mess around with homemade gunpowder.


Why ????
Zyn wrote:Because God knows ERQ has always been a font of sensible and well-supported opinions.

Voly wrote:ASSASSINATE ALL THEM GOT-DAMN NIGGER SYMPATHIZERS



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