Im new and im alone

[Hardcore_yaoi95]

JESUS im new and have no idea wat im doin im scared that i wont get souls etc................... So if any1 could help me i would appreciate it or at least become a friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cya.................... Argh im hearin the voices again HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chichevache]

Argh im hearin the voices again HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have any of them told you to clam up yet? Because that's the one to listen to.

[Zyn]

Or throw yourself off a building, whichever.

People should stop coming here and acting crazy. Certainly, we're all out of our goddamned minds, but in a socially acceptable way.

[Voly]

We're all Hannibal Lecters. We tend to keep it between ourselves and our victims.

[Astica]

This reminds me of the thread that inspired me to register at MD, where some new member said they could hear all these voices and were scared of them, and asked for help getting rid of them, only to get the response that a bullet to the head would work magic.

<3 you guys.

[Azgarth]

well, it's a sound course of action, isn't it?
it worked for tyler durden. most of the guys that come here with such complaints already see the guy as a role model, so why not follow it?

[Zyn]

Or we could drill the demons out.

[dickwad]

but that didn't work for the guy in scanners.

[Zyn]

No, but it would be more fun than anything else.

[Astica]

Unless someone has already drilled into their heads and softened their brains with boiling water, which explains their current behaviour, like in The Loved Ones

[Zyn]

I can't remember who in specific, but one notorious sociopath discovered how adding various acids to the brain created zombie-like people. Until they starved to death.

[Voly]

see the guy as a role model

In many aspects, I really do see Tyler Durden as a role model.

[dickwad]

me too.

[Voly]

I think as far as role models go, the book Tyler is better than the movie Tyler. But movie Tyler was a better character as far as characters go.

Actually, my friends and I made gel explosives last night out of gas and styrofoam.

[Azgarth]

closest we came were fireballs from powdered milk.
oh, and i once set a parking space on fire when i was 8 or 10 or something.
aside from the cannon a mate made, that's as close as i went to explosives.

[Voly]

The process is impossibly easy for what we made. We didn't explode it, we just burned it, because we weren't sure how powerful it was, so blowing it up seemed like a bad plan.

Basically, put gasoline in a bucket. Put styrofoam in the gasoline. The styrofoam dissolves and makes a putty. Remove the putty. Drain off the excess gasoline from the putty. Done.

[Guitar_clock]

That sounds horrible for the environment and your guys' lungs.

[Voly]

Just the environment.

[dickwad]

well, as long as we're only hurting the environment!

[Voly]

In all reality, driving to my friend's house, driving to the store, the gas station, etc. all probably polluted more than making a total of about 16 fluid ounces of flammable material.

[Guitar_clock]

Plastic Styrofoam is still plastic Styrofoam

[evilredqueen]

Now I remember why I don't bother being here a lot. What percentage of the people who post here go on to stay with us?

I liked his sig though lol

[Zyn]

Voly: My friends and I lit a driveway on fire with a few coffee cans full of that shit.

[Voly]

We plan to eventually mess around with homemade gunpowder.

[evilredqueen]

We plan to eventually mess around with homemade gunpowder.

Why ????