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Postby misterdude » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:11 pm

Hi, im Jesus. Thats pronounced (jeez-us) not (hay-soos). No, I don't believe in a religion. Though i do believe in what religion is. But thats complicated and i don't wanna get into that. Dethslilgurl is my lesbian life partner. So, what do you guys talk about in here?
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby dickwad » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:40 pm

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Postby HeRetiK » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:47 pm

we were just having a discussion about if jesus has a lesbian life partner or not. thanks for clearing this up.
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Postby misterdude » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:19 pm

anything and everything, i know a little about that. I know more about nothing though. Yeah, i have a lesbian life partner. It's a hard life to live, but somebody's gotta do it. Wait, nobody's gotta do it. In fact, it would be better if nobody did it. I've just had a break through. I gotta sit down and reflect on my life.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby dickwad » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:47 pm

you do that.
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Postby misterdude » Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:52 pm

i will. i mean, i did.
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Postby dickwad » Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:08 pm

and the result?
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Postby misterdude » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:42 pm

The result, i feel it is my duty to make things difficult then bitch about it and blame society for it. So I am going to resume my sexuality.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby dickwad » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:21 pm

that's the spirit!
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Postby misterdude » Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:36 pm

Go team! Go!
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:49 am

misterdude wrote:anything and everything, i know a little about that. I know more about nothing though. Yeah, i have a lesbian life partner. It's a hard life to live, but somebody's gotta do it. Wait, nobody's gotta do it. In fact, it would be better if nobody did it. I've just had a break through. I gotta sit down and reflect on my life.


ive have had a break through too, but i bet mine is more mindblowing than yours, ... well ok maybe not but it is different from yours
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.
And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:51 am

go for it. Mines not really mindblowing. I wanna hear yours.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:53 am

well, you would think id be dead by now from me being all suicidal, but i found out i am a coward, i cant kill myself, i have to wait for somethion to kill me, see most people are missing "love"in their lives, i am waiting for death
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.

And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:56 am

I think thats what life is about. Waiting for death. It's we sometimes get bored of waiting for it that we find stuff to do. And when we run out, that's when we finally find "courage" to commit suicide.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:58 am

i see, but "what is after death?", i think that is what is keeping me cowardice
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.

And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:00 am

Curiosity may eventually overcome your cowardice.
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Postby dickwad » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:01 am

wow, some deep shit you guys are talking about.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:04 am

well i dont smell anything yet
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.

And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:17 pm

7 DEADLY SINS wrote:well i dont smell anything yet


I smell purple.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:45 pm

nameless wrote:wow, some deep shit you guys are talking about.


i was reffering to the shit
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.

And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:26 pm

Oh, i got it. Me ogre, me slow.
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Postby dickwad » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:34 pm

you're not nivek ogre! liar!
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Postby misterdude » Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:35 pm

Oh fuck, ya caught me!
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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