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Postby HeRetiK » Mon Sep 27, 2004 10:59 am

I had such an itch for messing around with interface design lately that i decided to set up a hire me / portfolio page in Flash. it's at the bottom of the news panel. there you'll also find a link to the now returned MINDistortion intro.

View the "Hire Me" page
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Postby Toxic » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:46 pm

god damn you i ask for an intro and you say you wont do it now youll do it for money ! >_< im not paying you lol
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Postby dickwad » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:49 pm

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Postby Brighteyed » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:14 pm

The creator of www.ballz.de had the same idea...and as i got it he had success...he made an commercial for an company...or something like that...

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Postby HeRetiK » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:53 pm

there's nothing wrong about trying to make money with something you like doing. other than that there has been a hire-me page for quite a while now, i just never brought it to attention because... because.... it looked sucky. (it's the HTML version)
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Postby Schnabel von Rom » Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:37 pm

yep, its nothing wrong. making money on something you love to do must be the perfct job...
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Postby dickwad » Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:39 pm

but heretik is pretty much begging for money here. fair enough of he gets a deal somewhere down the line. but when he makes a page called "hire me" it means one of two things

1. he needs money to feed his cocaine addiction

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2. he needs money to motivate him to make more flash

if i believed in a god i would pray to it that the first one is more accurate than the latter.
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Postby Qonfused » Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:57 pm

I think that now herys out of the red cross, he got to thinking, my god i might start doing some actuall work now. and not wanting to do real work he tought; hey maybe i could get paid for my hobby. all those awards people told me i r0x0r their b0x0rs.

letts just wish the guy luck, if he actuelly does make it, there is going to be a lott more stuff for us to bich about.
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Postby dickwad » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:22 pm

of course i wish him luck. i will always admire him, worship him and stal- uh... stand by him. i just hate the way money has this kind of taint on natural talent. makes people lazy.
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Postby HeRetiK » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:52 pm

dude666 wrote:1. he needs money to feed his cocaine addiction

or

2. he needs money to motivate him to make more flash


3. I'm a student without job who needs food, drinks, fuel and equipment.
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Postby dickwad » Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:54 pm

4. you need the money to pay off the hookers
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Postby HeckBilly » Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:15 pm

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Postby Spaced Ape » Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:26 pm

6) He owes me money for that cactus dildo
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Postby DreccoDen » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:05 pm

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Postby Hicts » Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:05 pm

8. mmm, let me think, dont know, maybe he has cancer
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Postby N-essence » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:56 pm

9: He's gotta pay off his he-pimp.
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Postby ROFLMASTER » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:00 am

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Postby HeRetiK » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:58 am

ROFLMASTER wrote:i think...i dont know...


rrright. gotcha!
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Postby ROFLMASTER » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:45 pm

HeRetiK wrote:
ROFLMASTER wrote:i think...i dont know...


rrright. gotcha!


I NEVER WROTE THAT!
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Postby ROFLMASTER » Wed Nov 03, 2004 5:50 pm

but seriously...i dont know...if they are as expensive as a bordel then your gonna have to raise your prices...

btw...FUCKING BUSH WON!!! FUUUCKCKCKKCKC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby ardizt » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:40 pm

ROFLMASTER wrote:
HeRetiK wrote:
ROFLMASTER wrote:i think...i dont know...


rrright. gotcha!


I NEVER WROTE THAT!


you edited it.

please, try to not touch the caps-lock button.
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Postby ROFLMASTER » Wed Nov 03, 2004 6:49 pm

ardizt wrote:
ROFLMASTER wrote:
HeRetiK wrote:
ROFLMASTER wrote:i think...i dont know...


rrright. gotcha!


I NEVER WROTE THAT!


you edited it.

please, try to not touch the caps-lock button.


BUT I LOVE THE CAPS-LOCK BUTTON....I ALSO LOVE DOTS................................................................allll.......................hail................to.........the...........dooooooooooooooots!!!!!!!!!!yay111
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Postby HeRetiK » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:18 pm

you should really think about your medication...
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:58 pm

YES THINK ABOUT YOUR MEDICATION

tee hee...

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Postby N-essence » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:15 am

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