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Postby HartKat » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:03 am

How many have you had and what were they? Like I just stepped on a 2 and a half inch long nail :cry: I took it like a man though. 8)
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Postby Voly » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:11 am

I tried to run over my friend's minivan while he drove it at 15-25 mph(ish, speedometer wasn't very accurate, said somewhere around 23, I'm guessing about 20.)

My shoes were dusty, so I slipped, put a huge dent in the hood, hit my head on the windshield, did something like a somersault, and fell off the back. I suffered a minor concussion and a very large knee bruise. Also various cuts and scratches from my landing, which surprisingly hurt less than everything else.
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Postby HartKat » Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:15 am

Ouch god that sounds like it hurt a lot.


And you got the idea to do that how? It sounded extreme though.8)
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Postby Astica » Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:59 am

We're supposed to remember all the injuries we had?

@Voly: please video this next time.

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Postby Alfons » Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:22 am

I can't be bothered to remember any particularly important or interesting injuries.
And "[taking] it like a man" might not say much in your favor, since that masculine lot can be just as varied as that other one.
Unless, of course, you are implying that one must be big and strong to fit into the category in the first place, in which case I am utterly offended.

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Postby Voly » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:52 pm

Astica wrote:@Voly: please video this next time.


ACTUALLY, we did video it, (along with him gargling with dish soap... which probably hurt worse...) But his phone broke like... the next day. I was pissed.
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Postby Sunshine » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:05 pm

Oh you kids these days!
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Postby HartKat » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:49 pm

Dang it I wanted to watch it, oh well.

And not all your injuries, just some bad ones or interesting ones.
Or anyone you would like to share.:)
And by "I took it like a man" I mean I dident cry or anything.
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Postby Ay-Ze » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:31 am

I stubbed my toe yesterday. It hurt.
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Postby HartKat » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:26 am

Ha, sorry but I meant well, I guess that does hurt pretty bad. So what were you doing when it happened?
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Postby Ay-Ze » Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:49 am

Narrowly avoiding triping over my damn cat and falling down the stairs.
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Postby Voly » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:12 am

Shoulda fallen down the stairs. Makes for more interesting injuries.
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Postby Elen Sila » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:24 am

Hung upside down from a swingset bar, then pushed off, rocketing downward, headfirst, into the ground. Brief concussion, and wind knocked out of me for a few seconds. Felt like I'd been beaten up by Mike Tyson. There's a story behind why I did it, and an explanation as to why I didn't break my skull or neck, but I'm too lazy to explain. All you need to know is that I didn't do it on purpose, but it looked to the onlookers like I did, on account of my slick and narrow escape of death.
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Postby Voly » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:29 am

I want a video of someone (anyone) doing that.
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Postby Zyn » Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:46 pm

The reason I do not snowboard:

Borrowed my friend's snowboard about a year ago. Tried going down the massive hill that is my backyard. It went well, I was happy.

Then the damned tree dived in front of me. I swerved, trying to avoid it like James Bond would, Only to catch part of my snowboard on an extremely low limb, spin wildly around the limb, faceplant the back of the tree's trunk, slide sideways around the trunk, fall forward over aforementioned limb, and hit myself in the face with my foot.

I had a black eye, a sprained ankle, and several bruises.
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Postby HartKat » Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:57 am

@Anarch:Thats funny but sounds very painful at the same time.



@Zynathias:Ouch, Ive always wanted to snowboard now im afraid to.
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Postby some_body » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:44 am

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Postby bird7795 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:46 am

i pulled one of my leg muscles, thats it.
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Postby obskewer » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:06 am

@ snowboarding, I've jammed my wrist a couple times, and felt many countless days of elbow pains.

I broke my finger. Cut open every finger and my face. And I'm in constant pain lately, from all the stress.

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Postby Ay-Ze » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:08 am

My cat is giving my hands and arms more cuts than an emo at a concert, and possibly some strain of rabies.
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Postby Stalkerlicious » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:32 pm

I thought you could only get rabies from bites or saliva in wounds.

Closest thing to an injury I've gotten was falling off a horse, got my foot caught in the leash loop, dragged a few feet, slipped loose, and my midsection swung around/into one of the wooden fence posts. People make me feel lucky talking about broken bones and such.
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Postby Guitar_clock » Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:26 am

Tendinitis sucks. Don't ever not stretch before extended daily physical activity.

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Postby Kex » Wed Nov 11, 2009 9:27 pm

Voly wrote:
Astica wrote:@Voly: please video this next time.


ACTUALLY, we did video it, (along with him gargling with dish soap... which probably hurt worse...) But his phone broke like... the next day. I was pissed.


No proof, can't believe you. Gotta do it again with video.

Please...? No need for the gargling, that is awfull.

Fallen through glass windows before, had fingers trapped in doors so nails crushed.

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Postby Slave » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:23 pm

Injuries got from horse riding are: countless broken nails, broken toe (big horse stood on my toes and put all his weight on it), bumps on the head, chipped teeth, cuts/scratches/grazes/bruises from all kinds of horse related things, broken nose (from a fall), been kicked and head butted too.
My stupid dog collided with me and thus caused me to fall over and hit my head on a stone step (required stitches) because he was charging around like a mad thing and couldn't slow down quick enough as I didn't see him charging towards me and he's a silly bugger. He's a lurcher/greyhound cross, some sort of collie in there too apparently.
Minor dog bites (wouldn't really call them bites, he was only nipping me and pretending but dog's teeth are sharp and meant for cutting through flesh, I thought it was funny, he was embarrassed) and scrapes from play fighting/wrestling with my other dog (jack russel terrier crossed with lancaster heeler and staffordshire bull terrier).
I've definately sustained more injuries than these, just don't remember them right now.
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Postby HartKat » Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:32 am

Ouch ouch and ouch that sucks. (For you people)
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