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Postby evilredqueen » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:51 am

Oh Frosty you made me laugh ... LOL +1000 pts.

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Postby Elen Sila » Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:19 am

Frosty wrote:I can believe it.


That's funny, I thought his name was Morgan.

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Postby Chichevache » Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:59 am

I always thought it was Alanis.
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I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive
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To change your mind, I said

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Postby evilredqueen » Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:56 pm

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses
between assignments. He had completed 10 missions in Iraq
and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who
was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.


One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then
I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 min."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied,
"GOD was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!
Zyn wrote:Because God knows ERQ has always been a font of sensible and well-supported opinions.

Voly wrote:ASSASSINATE ALL THEM GOT-DAMN NIGGER SYMPATHIZERS


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Postby dot. » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:52 pm

And then AUG came and arrested him. The end.
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Postby Guitar_clock » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:01 pm

That story is just wrong. Just. Wrong.

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Postby Zyn » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:53 pm

I kinda get the meaning of it. If you pray for couraeg, God gives you an opportunity to be courageous. If you ask for his existence, he breaks your face.
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Postby ƒrosty » Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:33 pm

Marine should've turned the other cheek.

aaaaaaah

(Also, God is George.)

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Postby Chichevache » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:34 pm

evilredqueen wrote:If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!


If you know God every remark you make is stupid.
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive

Your fingers breaking as I place them over mine

The only thing I need is time

To change your mind, I said

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Postby pink_lemonade » Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:43 am

Speaking of questioning God and such, Jehovah's witnesses woke me up on my day off the other day, and talked about how, as a cat person, if I see a cat getting harmed, it's exactly the same as injustice in the world, and something something, here's a pamphlet that proves there's a God.
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Postby Voly » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:58 am

Chichevache wrote:
evilredqueen wrote:If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!


If you know God every remark you make is stupid.


Wow, you are a dick.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Chichevache » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:03 am

I believe ERQ's comment came first. Gonna call her a bitch?
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive

Your fingers breaking as I place them over mine

The only thing I need is time

To change your mind, I said

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Postby Voly » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:16 am

No. Just because the story was obviously make-believe, and the first line was especially stupid?

I'm pretty sure that whole post was a forward, and the first line was probably part of it, put in place by someone who wanted to avoid people like you trolling their little sliver of the internet.

You essentially said that people of all faiths that involve a God are incapable of making any kind of intelligent remark.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Chichevache » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:09 am

I said people who know god are. Most people don't know him. You don't even know him.
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive

Your fingers breaking as I place them over mine

The only thing I need is time

To change your mind, I said

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Postby Guitar_clock » Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:13 am

Chichevache wrote:I said people who know god are. Most people don't know him. You don't even know him.

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Postby Elen Sila » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:20 am

GC wrote:That story is just wrong. Just. Wrong.


Fuckin' agreed.

Frosty wrote:(Also, God is George.)


I've actually seen that movie, unbelievably.
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers

Voly wrote:Do you reproduce by budding? Because if so, I'm so selling you to science.




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Postby Voly » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:01 pm

Chichevache wrote:I said people who know god are. Most people don't know him. You don't even know him.


Well, the phrase "to know God" has a variety of meanings. I just assumed you were using the same meaning that ERQ was, since you were using it as a reference.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Zyn » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:26 pm

[quote="Frosty"]Marine should've turned the other cheek.quote]

Indeed. Isn't part of the whole religious experience tolerance?
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Postby Elen Sila » Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:15 pm

That story is almost certainly fictitious. However, if I were the teacher, I would have immediately banned that student from my classroom and reported his behavior to the college. I would not have sat there asking him why he did it, either.
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers

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Postby dickwad » Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:32 pm

evilredqueen wrote:The numbers and possiblities become mind boggling but there is the math to back it up. Would God create a universe where the numbers didn't work? No. :)


god doesn't play dice.

and you people took this story way too seriously. it's just a cool fucking concept that's fun to think about and contemplate, not a scientific theory that's supposed to be taken seriously.

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Postby ƒrosty » Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:04 pm

Zynathias wrote:
Frosty wrote:Marine should've turned the other cheek.


Indeed. Isn't part of the whole religious experience tolerance?

It was sorta funny before you commented on it.

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Postby Ashreal » Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:36 pm

So, because god doesn't play dice. He created you < to argue if he exists and you > to argue that he does. What about the people who believe he does and doent exist, what is the point of having them? Are those people jewish?
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Postby dickwad » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:06 am

Frosty wrote:
Zynathias wrote:
Frosty wrote:Marine should've turned the other cheek.


Indeed. Isn't part of the whole religious experience tolerance?

It was sorta funny before you commented on it.


"sorta funny" is an overestimate, i'm sorry to tell you.

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Postby Voly » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:23 am

Yeah, agreed. It was slightly witty with zero humor.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby ƒrosty » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:01 am

I imagined myself saying it with an emphasis on the "sorta", raising pitch in an apologetic tone as if to imply "yes I know it wasn't but let's all pretend it was for sake of my beleaguered sense of worth".

I'm so much more fun in person.
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