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Postby Zyn » Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:37 pm

Because you are a thrilling online entity.
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Postby dickwad » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:03 am

Frosty wrote:I imagined myself saying it with an emphasis on the "sorta", raising pitch in an apologetic tone as if to imply "yes I know it wasn't but let's all pretend it was for sake of my beleaguered sense of worth".

I'm so much more fun in person.


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Postby ƒrosty » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:27 am

I didn't think it would raise to so much attention. I make most posts under the assumption it'll go unacknowledged. :?
I'm flattered to see you guys are so concerned with the nuances of my posts' content.

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Postby Elen Sila » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:53 pm

You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor.
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Postby ƒrosty » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:05 am

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Postby Elen Sila » Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:20 am

*sigh*
It's from an absolutely classic SNL skit that, like all SNL skits, is not on Youtube.
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Postby krishh. » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:33 pm

hulu?
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Postby Elen Sila » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:45 am

As an autistic, I absolutely loathe going to websites I'm not familiar with.

Nevertheless, I screwed up my face, gritted my teeth, and navigated to Hulu.com and searched "Saturday Night Live Nuclear Reactor".

The skit didn't come up in the results.

So fuck you.
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Postby Guitar_clock » Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:09 am

Like they're gonna have every skit that show has ever put out.

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Postby Elen Sila » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:31 am

Did you not understand what I said? It was a classic skit. IE, one that should be out there somewhere, but isn't because of copyright nazis.

I mean seriously, we're talking about Abbott And Costello level greatness here.
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Postby krishh. » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:51 pm

Anarch wrote:As an autistic, I absolutely loathe going to websites I'm not familiar with.

Nevertheless, I screwed up my face, gritted my teeth, and navigated to Hulu.com and searched "Saturday Night Live Nuclear Reactor".

The skit didn't come up in the results.

So fuck you.


. . . i was trying to help...
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Postby Voly » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:55 pm

Anarch was just having a retard moment.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

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Postby Elen Sila » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:57 pm

Yar. 'S not you're fault, Krishie.
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Postby krishh. » Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:31 pm

<3
kay, i love ya again! :D
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Postby evilredqueen » Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:30 pm

It was a forwarded story.. I guess to make you think. If it was true or not I have no idea. But lets just say that God inspired the Marine to get up and slug the guy. That is what he asked for. lol

Ask and you shall recieve. :)
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Postby Ashreal » Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:46 am

Post script:

The Marine got charged for striking a civilian and spent the next 2 weeks on restrictive duty.
For those that fight for it, life has a flavour that the sheltered will never know.

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Postby evilredqueen » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:30 am

Would have been well worth it, don't you think Ash ? :)
Zyn wrote:Because God knows ERQ has always been a font of sensible and well-supported opinions.

Voly wrote:ASSASSINATE ALL THEM GOT-DAMN NIGGER SYMPATHIZERS


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Postby Voly » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:46 am

I think nonviolence is a virtue.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Ashreal » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:03 am

Tough call. Restriction of priviglages is pretty nasty.

But then violence is really satisfying.
For those that fight for it, life has a flavour that the sheltered will never know.

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Postby Guitar_clock » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:21 am

Post script: The Marine went to hell because although he acted on God's behalf, he acted in vain and never confessed his sins.

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Postby evilredqueen » Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:24 am

You must be Catholic .... correct? :)
Zyn wrote:Because God knows ERQ has always been a font of sensible and well-supported opinions.

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Postby Chichevache » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:56 am

Or he's mocking the silliness of that silly story.
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive
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Postby Elen Sila » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:37 am

Postscript - the professor was socially retarded, the marine was chronically deluded, both died and met with oblivion, after living long, wasted lives, and were remembered by their acquaintances as smug assholes. The end.
DW wrote:anarch is more than slightly mental, he's completely fucking bonkers

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Postby Azgarth » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:50 am

now i'd really like to know what you think is oblivion.
i generally take oblivion as emptiness, an absence of anything.
hard to meet people in there.
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Postby Zyn » Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:56 pm

Or even know it exists, as Oblivion would be devoid of anything resembling either space or time.
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