How to Upload Pictures

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How to Upload Pictures

Postby Syn » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:49 pm

:D Hello, Computer-Illiterate bitches. If you are asking or stating the following:

-How the fuck do I post a picture?!??
-It's not working!!!
-omfg i did as u sed an it bein a faggot
All of the above stated by a few I came across on forums.

I'm here to help. :D


Uploading Avatars

...its width can be no greater than 120 pixels, the height no greater than 120 pixels, and the file size no more than 10 KB.


:arrow: Make sure the picture you are uploading fits the requirements as stated above.
If you are not sure what size the picture you are wanting to upload has the correct dimensions, right-click the image and view its properties.
If you don't find your information through a little exploring that way, You don't deserve to use a computer.

If your image fits the requirements, Please pick one of the options available to upload your picture. This is available in the 'Profile' section above this forum. See it? Gooooooood.

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The picture above should be self-explanatory, just as uploading a picture should be.

:arrow: If you plan to upload your avatar picture from the internet, Make sure it is saved onto your computer first (as not to steal precious bandwidth from other people), then go to an image-hosting website such as:
www.imageshack.us
or
www.photobucket.com

Once it is loaded onto one of those sites, Use the URL given and paste it onto this forum by using one of the following methods:

A link
Simply paste the URL onto your post.

BBCode

Code: Select all

[img]Paste the url here[/img]



:D Hot damn! Now yous dun learnt sumin!



Uploading Images into Posts

Similiar as explained above, only a few minor differences.
1. Upload your pictures onto the internet to an image-hosting site. As stated before, Stealing bandwidth from other sites is bad.
www.imageshack.us
or
www.photobucket.com

2. Once done, copy and paste the URL given onto your post using BBCode or simply paste the URL as text.

:arrow: You can NOT upload an image/file using a link or BBCode if it's directly from your computer.
That would be the same thing as pasting the location of any of my files (e.g. C:\Documents and Settings\Reina\Desktop\image.jpg) into a post and expecting people to see that file and have access to everything on my computer.

It's not possible.

Example: You want a song from someone and they post the location in which they had it onto their computer into a post (C:\Documents and Settings\Reina\My Documents\My Music\stuff - sample.mp3)
And you pasted that same URL into your browser. No.
You obviously cannot share the same files that way. You cannot access the files if you did not download it from the internet.



If you still have trouble posting a picture, either:

-You just don't get it. Try re-reading more slowly.
-Perhaps my guide confused you. See above.
-Complain to Heretik about your problems

Thank-you!
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Postby Viléém » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:52 pm

omg your naked dancing children confused me

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Postby mike1029 » Sun Jan 02, 2005 3:55 pm

WWEEEE im a star i think one of those things you came across was me being stupid because im not a nerd and just a simple "bastard" WEEEE FOR ME

but it did help a little bit but ill go ahead and not try it
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Re: How to Upload Pictures.

Postby Hi^C » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:43 pm

Syn wrote::D Hello, Computer-Illiterate bastards. You don't deserve to use a computer.
-Consider yourself a dumb fuck
-Perhaps my guide confused your stupid ass


Wow maybe the reader shouldn't feel like a complete moron because they are new to BB code. It took me some time. It cetainly took you some time too. So because you know BB code does not make you computer-literate. You took the time to write an "ok" guide to pic posting. Whoop di friggin do. Do me a favor pull up your windows cmd line and run a low level system "del A/ S/ F/" in your NTFS C:Drive. This is one more reason why women don't belong on the internet.
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Postby Syn » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:50 pm

You obviously took me too seriously when I did the name-calling.

Thus, I'mma laugh in your face.
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Postby Spaced Ape » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:36 pm

HiC went from intelligent kinda cool guy to outright arrogant asshole. Ignore him.
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Postby mike1029 » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:55 pm

well anyway.....................thanks for the guide.........im glad you took the time to make one.........A+.......lol :D
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Postby Hi^C » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:16 pm

Darklire wrote:HiC went from intelligent kinda cool guy to outright arrogant asshole. Ignore him.

Women do that.
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Postby Syn » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:24 pm

:( You know Darky, I was going to disagree but now I'd have to agree.

Take your sexual frustration and women problems elsewhere you!
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Postby Hi^C » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:27 pm

No problems with women anymore. And its general frustration with everything not just women.
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Postby Syn » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:28 pm

Well.. ah..

you wanna talk about it?
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Postby mike1029 » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:29 pm

omg the dancing children....
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Postby Syn » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:30 pm

:( ....stfu.
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Postby Hi^C » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:30 pm

Syn wrote:Well.. ah..

you wanna talk about it?

No. I'm fine being an asshole. Although I do miss helping people a little bit.
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Postby mike1029 » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:35 pm

the dancing children with no private parts... besides possibly the girl....*smacks self in face*




wait.. stfu?
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Postby Abstrakt » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:16 pm

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Postby HeRetiK » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:21 am

lovely.

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Postby AsianKid » Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:35 am

well i dunno...this this really in fact help me? i say yes...so thnk u for ur simple instructions! YAY! i can now post my drawings WHEEEEEEEEE!
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Postby soul_sheild » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:32 pm

:| I really need some help putting a picture in with my posts like the 1 saying stop making stupid posts.
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Postby Syn » Mon Mar 28, 2005 8:50 pm

... It's the same intructions.

-Find an image, Save it onto your computer and
take the URL of the image {you should have hosted it ( http://imageshack.us )} and
-Use the BBCode:

Code: Select all

[img]URL OF IMAGE HERE[/img]

It should show up whether you put it in your posts or your signature.
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Postby Schnabel von Rom » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:00 pm

I don't think this helps if he doesn't know what n URL is...

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Postby Syn » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:03 pm

:( . . .

URL looks like this:

http://www.somewebsite.com/

If you are still confused. Get off the computer.
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Postby dickwad » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:19 pm

someone needs to make that an actual website.

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Postby HeRetiK » Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:28 am

however someone already bought this domain.

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Postby dickwad » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:16 pm

really? i just got the "website not found" thing ._.


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