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What are the most weirdest lyrics you've ever heard of?

Postby silent_convulsion » Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:15 am

Death To All But Metal by Steel Panther is sort of....odd?
"It's times like these you learn to live again
It's times like these you give and give again
It's times like these you learn to love again
It's times like these time and time again"

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Postby Azgarth » Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:20 am

the band magma made their own language which they sing in, kobaian. doesn't make a lot of sense to most others.
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Postby krishh. » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:37 pm

most weird, or weirdest. choose ONE.

she won't let me fuck by afroman.
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Postby Zyn » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:09 pm

Weirdest, Krishh, Most weird is improper.

ABCDEath by Psychostick. Seriously, who does that?!
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Postby dot. » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:18 am

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Postby Ashreal » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:04 pm

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot, on that smiled as he flew over the bay.


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Awesome song but......wtf?
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Postby Voly » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:53 pm

My horse is a shackled old man
His, his remorse, was that he couldn't survey
the skies, right before
right before they went grey
my horse and my remorse
flying over our great bay
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

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Postby Astica » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:20 am

Hebenon Vial wrote:One
Stuck on with dynamite, live in disgrace like the fool that you told you to! Dancing like philanthropist and cutting and scraping the dogs that lick at you! Padlock the door to the basement and swing down the stairs on the back of the lizard and watch every inch when you are building the walls that cover you!

Chorus
Shine like a dagger and poison in woodland and laugh like a wet-nurse with a sword through your breast! Funny, like thumbscrews and ripe guillotines and maidens when drowning and electric chairs!

Murder most foul! Incestuous sheets! Hebenon vial! 'Twere madness discreet!

Two
Consanguinity and the bastard's aloof with a nose just like a pig's! Assassins are sleeping and the man in the orchard's a King with a Queen! Giggling beastly and prey on the birdy fly low over stone and banshees... Hopscotch for bombs in your bed and believe what you hear from the pervert who hides under...

Three
Batty and bruises on cheek and the porcelain shards of the sink stuck in your face! Shoelaces dragging in wet and the cold of the dungeon allures like a finger! Holding in calm dimension the harrowing phantom aloft in your courtyard... Fading in crown, rapier, he stills the blood of the 'jack that runs through your veins!


Quite a lot of lyrics by Cinema Strange are weird, really. This is the first song that came to mind, mainly because its stuck in my head. Virgin Prunes have some rather weird lyrics also.

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Postby Ashreal » Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:57 am

Voly wrote:My horse is a shackled old man
His, his remorse, was that he couldn't survey
the skies, right before
right before they went grey
my horse and my remorse
flying over our great bay



Yes..........that one. Is there something wrong with you?
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Postby Voly » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:18 pm

Nope. Felt like continuing the lyrics you posted, because they don't get any less weird.

The Blood Brothers - "Live at the Apocalypse Cabaret"

Scarecrow, you ruined me.
Now I've caught my hands in the death machine.
They fed my children to the lions;
they made me watch it on the television.
Scarecrow, with your blackbird wives,
I was promised you'd come and save my life.
They chased me down with the farmer's son,
bashed our brains out with an oil drum.
The cross-eyed map of the afterlife is knitting tiny neck ties...
But scarecrow, I'm still alive.
Who sewed me back together to watch the whole world writhe?
Watch me stumble on the cobblestones.
Mothers, grab your children, here comes the town drunk.
Scarecrow, they took my wife.
They tied her to an oak in a field of rye.
They flood the field with kerosene;
as the moths ate the flames their faces beamed.
The bald-eyed map of the afterlife is knitting tiny neck ties..

And the Graveyard Ship flies over us.
The celebrity host walks the plank.
The verse of the day is, "Baby heads planted in the ground don't make baby trees. Thank you, goodnight."
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Postby Chichevache » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:27 pm

Hexonxonx by Skinny Puppy wrote:miles cable claws driller killer ripping holes tattered cloth stained regaining the weather acid rains so sweet sweat streaks downpour on humidity colder time talking hints watching tests the heat mangled meat retaliate no blaming in future dreams could you have stopped it from happening best left spectator spectacle time spaced fast paced farther down all that trigger guaging cause kills at will melted prophets book burning how undone written slurs the meaning the past they will repeat hard to hit so unbeat melting prophets the past melting undone misted fable role altogether mutating chains rattle happy to perform either war or famine no where arid food growing warming trends a place passive cows to feed the weak product waste give back nothing orders come in make a million living things suffer hidden glad garbage body bag what of that change that could save everything that paper shredder patent tender puts us back in time again budgets that burst with oil crude gas in purse no compassion common criminals seek asylum concrete pillow exxon dreams hidden hiarchy no one in power taking blame


I don't think these are particularly weird. But paired with the song and most people's perception I think they can come off that way.
I can't decide which one of us will leave here alive
Your fingers breaking as I place them over mine
The only thing I need is time
To change your mind, I said

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Postby Voly » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:02 pm

Missing a " in your tag.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby shothere » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:55 pm

Voly wrote:The verse of the day is, "Baby heads planted in the ground don't make baby trees. Thank you, goodnight."



I've listened to some very off the wall things, but this has topped them all.

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Postby dot. » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:07 pm

Hi new guy! We have an intro forum if you plan on stickin around for awhile and feel like introducing yourself.
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Postby Voly » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:15 pm

I can't tell what your avatar says, shot, but I don't like it one bit.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby shothere » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:41 pm

Voly wrote:I can't tell what your avatar says, shot, but I don't like it one bit.



Should I apologize for this? (sarcasm)


And I know about the into part, I'm still trying to figure out what to say that will not let you (y'all) assume I am a 12 year old or something.
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Postby Azgarth » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:57 pm

read up what sarcasm means, please.

and why the hell would you care what we think of you? only care 'bout people you know. you don't know us yet, we don't know you.
can't say i'm particularly eager to get to know you, but hey, might turn out better later.
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Postby Voly » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:21 am

We will have to chisel away at this one to find anything.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby shothere » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:05 am

Azgarth wrote:read up what sarcasm means, please.


Just because I'm not good at something, dose not mean i do not know the meaning.


Voly wrote:We will have to chisel away at this one to find anything.


Good luck. Ha ha.
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Postby dot. » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:43 am

Is it the "sanity isn't statistical" quote from 1984?
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Postby Voly » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:44 am

Or like... the header of the page you're on right now...

EDIT: Dear God no... it says it's a juggalette on her MySpace, and she's in love with a juggalo. I can't ever be okay with that.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

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Postby dot. » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:51 am

Wow. I seriously never ever ever ever noticed that, until just now. Points for Hery!

It likes Fall Out Boy.


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Postby Voly » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:54 am

Voly wrote:juggalette


Explains any confusion you might have with self-contradiction.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby dot. » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:57 am

Sigh. I was so hopeful, too.

Who knows, she might play out well.
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Postby shothere » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:01 am

Kristinadot wrote:Is it the "sanity isn't statistical" quote from 1984?


Is that how old that is? I cut my thumb open doing that this morning to my notebook. I loved the quote, its what drew me here in the first place.


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these scars will never heal. heart forever broken. sprit tainted. it gets harder to love each day...


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Ha ha! I never changed that first part! Forgot about that, thanks for pointing it out.
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