What are the most weirdest lyrics you've ever heard of?

[Voly]

The precise mental gymnastics that allow Jugalettes (Juggalus syphilis) to reconcile both the instruction to hate "haters" and being the obvious object of hate in all Insane Clown Posse songs are unknown, but it is assumed to be mental retardation and extremely low self-worth as opposed to any complex logic. The largest form of Juggalo, Jugalletes are invariably morbidly obese, and, as breeding programs have shown, this problem in addition to their cheap drug addictions, means that they are unable to successfully produce live offspring.

[shothere]

The precise mental gymnastics that allow Jugalettes (Juggalus syphilis) to reconcile both the instruction to hate "haters" and being the obvious object of hate in all Insane Clown Posse songs are unknown, but it is assumed to be mental retardation and extremely low self-worth as opposed to any complex logic. The largest form of Juggalo, Jugalletes are invariably morbidly obese, and, as breeding programs have shown, this problem in addition to their cheap drug addictions, means that they are unable to successfully produce live offspring.

wow.

[Chichevache]

I don't think we should hate on her jugaletteness too much for liking shitty music. Darklire was a hardcore jugalo and he was still a pretty good member of MD.

[Astica]

I don't think we should hate on her jugaletteness too much for liking shitty music. Darklire was a hardcore jugalo and he was still a pretty good member of MD.

I think Ardy was too.

[Chichevache]

But Jake was the shit. Haven't talked to him in forever. What happened with his possession charge?

[Voly]

I don't have any problem hating on anyone who calls themselves a juggalo or juggalette. In fact, they should be ready for it, because that's what most of their lyrics are about. Being hated.

[Chichevache]

How about we hate on her being a massive fatty fat fat?

[Voly]

That's what Juggalettes are. Read the description.

[Chichevache]

But we can drop jugalette and use the phrase fatty-fatty-fat-fat.

[Azgarth]

too many words, "retard" is shorter.

[dot.]

I know an even shorter word. Gone?

[Chichevache]

But that's no fun. COME BACK FATTY-FATTY-FAT-FAT!!! If we lower your self esteem more you might lose weight!

[Astica]

But Jake was the shit. Haven't talked to him in forever. What happened with his possession charge?

No idea. You know Darklire = Eschatos, right? He was around until quite recently.

[Chichevache]

I forgot he changed his name, thanks for the refresher. But he still hasn't posted since I came back.

[Astica]

I'm pretty sure he's been here since you showed up. Who did you used to be, again?

[dot.]

He refuses to mention, methinks. He's been asked about it a few times, and I have yet to see an answer.

[dickwad]

i'm betting it's myr.

[Voly]

I just decided you're probably right, Wayne. Hoshit how did I not think of that?

The cynical view of relationships would mean he fixed his brain, though, I guess.

[dickwad]

it was the "refusing to do long distance" thing that triggered that realisation into my brain.

[dot.]

Myr was a lot nicer, if I remember correctly. AUG is cool and all, but he's a bit more of an ass than Myr was. Plus, he's made absolutely no reference whatsoever to weed.

Wait - No, he's made one. But it was in ref to the conversation at hand, and not outta the blue.

I want Myr to come back, though. He was my first friend on MD.

[Chichevache]

I can't talk about weed even though I used to smoke it. I'm doing what I can to enter law enforcement, so much as I would like to tell people to "chill out and light up a blunt/white widow cures all problems" I can't. I need to get out of that mode of thinking, even though cops in the Bay Area don't give a damn. I've actually heard one say "If you have weed wait till I get off duty and we can split it." He was probably kidding though.

[Elen Sila]

That's actually pretty cool. I've always kinda wanted to be a police officer too, though it's mostly just been a side fantasy to my other more serious goals, like writing or singing.

[Chichevache]

Thanks, it's a more realistic goal where I live than in the Midwest. Cops in California make good money. In San Jose they can pull over $100K in a year. Arkansas they make $13 an hour...


*Edit* Who is Myr?

[Voly]

my other more serious goals

What are you doing to work toward achieving them? And how does it feel to be experiencing one of my few genuine questions to ever be directed at you?

[dickwad]

*Edit* Who is Myr?

nice try.