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Postby Voly » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:17 pm

The precise mental gymnastics that allow Jugalettes (Juggalus syphilis) to reconcile both the instruction to hate "haters" and being the obvious object of hate in all Insane Clown Posse songs are unknown, but it is assumed to be mental retardation and extremely low self-worth as opposed to any complex logic. The largest form of Juggalo, Jugalletes are invariably morbidly obese, and, as breeding programs have shown, this problem in addition to their cheap drug addictions, means that they are unable to successfully produce live offspring.
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Postby shothere » Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:02 pm

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The precise mental gymnastics that allow Jugalettes (Juggalus syphilis) to reconcile both the instruction to hate "haters" and being the obvious object of hate in all Insane Clown Posse songs are unknown, but it is assumed to be mental retardation and extremely low self-worth as opposed to any complex logic. The largest form of Juggalo, Jugalletes are invariably morbidly obese, and, as breeding programs have shown, this problem in addition to their cheap drug addictions, means that they are unable to successfully produce live offspring.


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Postby Chichevache » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:02 am

I don't think we should hate on her jugaletteness too much for liking shitty music. Darklire was a hardcore jugalo and he was still a pretty good member of MD.
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Postby Astica » Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:56 am

AnUninvitedGuest wrote:I don't think we should hate on her jugaletteness too much for liking shitty music. Darklire was a hardcore jugalo and he was still a pretty good member of MD.

I think Ardy was too.

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Postby Chichevache » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:02 am

But Jake was the shit. Haven't talked to him in forever. What happened with his possession charge?
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Postby Voly » Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:17 pm

I don't have any problem hating on anyone who calls themselves a juggalo or juggalette. In fact, they should be ready for it, because that's what most of their lyrics are about. Being hated.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Chichevache » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:30 pm

How about we hate on her being a massive fatty fat fat?
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Postby Voly » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:34 pm

That's what Juggalettes are. Read the description.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby Chichevache » Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:39 pm

But we can drop jugalette and use the phrase fatty-fatty-fat-fat.
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Postby Azgarth » Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:26 pm

too many words, "retard" is shorter.
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Postby dot. » Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:42 pm

I know an even shorter word. Gone?
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Postby Chichevache » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:12 am

But that's no fun. COME BACK FATTY-FATTY-FAT-FAT!!! If we lower your self esteem more you might lose weight!
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Postby Astica » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:30 am

AnUninvitedGuest wrote:But Jake was the shit. Haven't talked to him in forever. What happened with his possession charge?

No idea. You know Darklire = Eschatos, right? He was around until quite recently.

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Postby Chichevache » Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:16 am

I forgot he changed his name, thanks for the refresher. But he still hasn't posted since I came back.
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Postby Astica » Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:34 am

I'm pretty sure he's been here since you showed up. Who did you used to be, again?

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Postby dot. » Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:47 am

He refuses to mention, methinks. He's been asked about it a few times, and I have yet to see an answer.
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Postby dickwad » Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:37 pm

i'm betting it's myr.

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Postby Voly » Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:47 pm

I just decided you're probably right, Wayne. Hoshit how did I not think of that? :lol:

The cynical view of relationships would mean he fixed his brain, though, I guess.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby dickwad » Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:29 pm

it was the "refusing to do long distance" thing that triggered that realisation into my brain.

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Postby dot. » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:15 pm

Myr was a lot nicer, if I remember correctly. AUG is cool and all, but he's a bit more of an ass than Myr was. Plus, he's made absolutely no reference whatsoever to weed.

Wait - No, he's made one. But it was in ref to the conversation at hand, and not outta the blue.

I want Myr to come back, though. He was my first friend on MD.
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Postby Chichevache » Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:23 am

I can't talk about weed even though I used to smoke it. I'm doing what I can to enter law enforcement, so much as I would like to tell people to "chill out and light up a blunt/white widow cures all problems" I can't. I need to get out of that mode of thinking, even though cops in the Bay Area don't give a damn. I've actually heard one say "If you have weed wait till I get off duty and we can split it." He was probably kidding though. :(
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Postby Elen Sila » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:31 am

That's actually pretty cool. I've always kinda wanted to be a police officer too, though it's mostly just been a side fantasy to my other more serious goals, like writing or singing.
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Postby Chichevache » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:46 am

Thanks, it's a more realistic goal where I live than in the Midwest. Cops in California make good money. In San Jose they can pull over $100K in a year. Arkansas they make $13 an hour...


*Edit* Who is Myr?
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Postby Voly » Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:53 am

Anarch wrote:my other more serious goals


What are you doing to work toward achieving them? And how does it feel to be experiencing one of my few genuine questions to ever be directed at you?
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.

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Postby dickwad » Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:00 am

AnUninvitedGuest wrote:*Edit* Who is Myr?


nice try.


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