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Postby dethslilgurl » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:13 am

scince i get dissed in general, hi ppl, i'm kate i like quail eggs & shiny objects.



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Postby Qonfused » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:15 am

hi, now submit to me.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therfore exused from saving Universes.
KLICK ME FOR A FUNNY MOVIE, its about 9/11
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Postby Incognito » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:28 am

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooh shiny objects
Lifes too short to give a damn
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Postby Falke » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:44 pm

*Just read on when you are over or exactly eighteen :)*


Why shiny objects ? ;)
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Postby Incognito » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:41 pm

Cause they r shiny,
Shiny = Good
Lifes too short to give a damn

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Postby misterdude » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:18 am

Hi Kate, it's me. Jesus, aka. your boyfriend. I'm here. Super duper!
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby dethslilgurl » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:23 am

joyust!!!! i love you jesus
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Postby dickwad » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:30 pm

awww isn't that cute.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:46 am

"jesus" hates me because i lie too much
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.
And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:48 am

What makes you think that?
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:50 am

it says it in the deitie's "book", i love these things """""""""
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.

And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:52 am

interesting. are you sure its not jesus christ?
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:55 am

huh?, you are confussing me, i dont know what you are talking about, and i am starting to forget what i am tlaking about, and i swear i am not high
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.

And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:57 am

im kinda lost also.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby 7 DEADLY SINS » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:59 am

well i guess that happens, lets talk about something else
I first met Death one cool Spring night while watching shadows grow.

And though she was a lovely sight, I did not want to go.
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Postby HeckBilly » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:48 am

Jesus forgives you, no mather what you've done. Feel comfort in church, and let jesus be your light.
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Postby ardizt » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:13 am

as long as i don´t need to waste batteries on my flashlight.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:19 pm

HillBilly wrote:Jesus forgives you, no mather what you've done. Feel comfort in church, and let jesus be your light.


So, if Jesus is supposed to forgive you for anything, then how come it is so bad to sin?
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby HeckBilly » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:13 pm

It's bad to sin, but if you confess, you're forgiven.
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Postby misterdude » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:28 pm

ok, i once disfigured a statue of jesus, played hopskotch on peoples burials, and called a preist a polygamist. Whew, glad i got that off my chest.
you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. Yet, it would scare you to see me happy.
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Postby HeckBilly » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:49 pm

Now you'll go to heaven. Strangly, that's how the system works.
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Postby Qonfused » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:21 pm

don't criticise the system. the system owns you. OBAY.
My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therfore exused from saving Universes.

KLICK ME FOR A FUNNY MOVIE, its about 9/11
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Postby dickwad » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:47 pm

there is no system.
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Postby Qonfused » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:48 pm

yes there is, OBEY
My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therfore exused from saving Universes.

KLICK ME FOR A FUNNY MOVIE, its about 9/11
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Postby dickwad » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:49 pm

obey to what?
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