...... um ya im new!!

I'm new. I'm lost. I'm scared.

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...... um ya im new!!

Postby U Suck » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:04 am

hey im new..... and i have no clue wut im doing!!! so if u could plz help, that would be great!!!!!! :)

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Postby dickwad » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:28 am

chicken, plus 1 point

boi, minus 1 point

kirby gif, plus 2 points

wut, minus 1 point

plz, minus 1 point

asking for help, plus 1 point

excessive use of exclamation points, minus 1 point

smiley face, plus 1 point

overall score: 1

you coulda got an extra 2 points if you made the following into a poem:

"hey i'm new,
and have no clue,
what to do!"

congrats, you made it into the possitive number zone, you passed.

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Postby Spaced Ape » Wed Mar 02, 2005 1:34 am

i like that idea nameless...but that poem woulda scird -1 in my list
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Or am I slipping on the mold that slowly grows there?
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Postby Matt » Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:07 pm

hmmm.... how bout this?

hi! im new!
not a clue what to do...
so ill just stare at you
oh yes, its true.
my genetals are small and blue.
but theyre tough to chew
so im bored
and dont know what to do.

thank you, thank you. (bows)
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Postby dickwad » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:48 pm

!iMatt!i wrote:hmmm.... how bout this?

hi! im new!
not a clue what to do...
so ill just stare at you
oh yes, its true.
my genetals are small and blue.
but theyre tough to chew
so im bored
and dont know what to do.

thank you, thank you. (bows)


now you're just over-doing it.

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Postby Mr.Moo » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:00 pm

plus 1.5 to _________ for unknown reasons
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Postby Abstrakt » Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:17 pm

Plus 2 points for anyone who posted in this thread to make it enjoyable
Yes, even you Mr. Moo.
None for Matt.
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Postby ardizt » Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:09 am

_______ wrote:
!iMatt!i wrote:hmmm.... how bout this?

hi! im new!
not a clue what to do...
so ill just stare at you
oh yes, its true.
my genetals are small and blue.
but theyre tough to chew
so im bored
and dont know what to do.

thank you, thank you. (bows)


now you're just over-doing it.


how do you pronounce you nick? it bothers me and i want to get over it.
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Postby HeRetiK » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:19 am

anyways. welcome!

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Postby dickwad » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:59 pm

ardizt wrote:how do you pronounce you nick? it bothers me and i want to get over it.


under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score

or just nameless.

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Postby Hicts » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:57 pm

_______ wrote:
ardizt wrote:how do you pronounce you nick? it bothers me and i want to get over it.


under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score

or just nameless.
dude666?
Ohh boy, you looking like you like what you see
won't you come over and check upon it

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Postby dickwad » Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:01 pm

Hicts wrote:
_______ wrote:
ardizt wrote:how do you pronounce you nick? it bothers me and i want to get over it.


under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score under-score

or just nameless.
dude666?


...or that.

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Postby HeckBilly » Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:29 pm

Or n00b. Oh the memories.

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Postby U Suck » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:53 pm

Well I'm going to tell all of you a little bit about me.

Hair: Dark brown with copper highlightz. And it is kinda short.
Eyes: My eyes change color.
I don't ware glasses or braces.
I'm not fat.
I'm 14.
I'm a girl.
I live in Oregon.
My favorite colors are: red, black, hot pink, and blue.
Height: 5'6''
I play a lot of sports. They are: football, basketball, vollyball, soccer, and hockey!


Well if there's anything else just pm me. :)
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Postby Hicts » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:53 pm

A pic would be more revealing.
And you can try posting in other threads, you know, maybe the General forum.
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won't you come over and check upon it

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Postby Matt » Thu Mar 10, 2005 4:01 pm

hello? is this thread dead? no one liked my rhyme....
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Postby deathcloud33 » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:41 am

i have no clue, i just live here.
yes.


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