I think I have found my Online home.....

[rainboo]

even if you did, i still think we'd be confused... maybe you should try....making sense?

maybe you should try...shutting the fuck up?

[Seraph]

can you follow what he's saying? i have no idea what the crap he's talking about

[Guitar_clock]

At least it doesnt annoy the fuck out of me.

[rainboo]

ditto -.-''' unlike some ppl *coughseraphcough*

[Hicts]

i was talking about red vs blue...my posts usually have something to do with my last post or a previous post...bird just seems to come in with schmaltzy poetic wanna-be philosophy... it's one of those family guy type moments... bill- "if God created everything, who created god?" other guy-"maybe he created himself?" peter-"or HERself" bill-"wow, this guy's deep!"

Red vs Blue rocks.

[Seraph]

*cabose* i wrote my name!

[rainboo]

wtf?

[Hicts]

*cabose* i wrote my name!

Man, I like RvB but I'm not memorizing everyone of Cabose quotes. Plus I missed 3 episodes.

[Seraph]

caboose is my hero. my freaking hero. best person ever. i wish only to be as awesome as caboose. "have to get angry....think of mad thoughts.....like kittens-NO! kittens with spikes! AND THAT MAKES ME ANGRY!" "wait...if that tex guy is a robot...and you're tex's boyfriend....then that would make you...a gay robot." "i see a switch...*whisper* it's not very big"

[Abstrakt]

you know halo? a group of people who have no lives decided to make it into a movie, using the videogame only, and a few photoshop additions. it is hilarious. look it up. penis.

I thought it was funny. Did you even watch the whole g'damn thing?

[CorvusMortem]

Red vs. Blue is grand! "I only drink the BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES and occaisonally a strawberry yoo hoo or a sasparilla. Grenadine. Straight from the can, DELICOUS! Oh occasionally I enjoy a Sex on the Beach or a Pina Colada. If you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. If your not into yoga. Griff has half a brain."- Sarge

"What's a Pacifist?"
"Isn't that something babies suck on?"
"No, That's a Pedophile"

[Hicts]

Caboze: I have an idea, if you possessed that red guy and took control of him. Why don't you possess your own body.
Church: Oh yeah. So that way I'll be living inside of my own dead body.
Caboze: Yes.
Church: Unable to move. Just laying there and rottin in the sun for all etternity.
Cabize: Yes.
Church: Oh right Caboze. I'm gonna check that.
--
Blue guy whose name I can't remember: Wait a second. If Tex heard that. Do you think she heard Church's secret plan of warning the red team?
Caboze:I don't know. But I think I know how to find out.
Caboze: Hey... Tex. Did you hear Church's secret plan to... tell the reds... that... you were fixing the tank.
Caboze: I don't think she knows... Unless she can read minds... She can't read minds, can she...... Can you hear what I'm thinking?


Jajaja, all in the same episode. And the mexican robot speaks crappy spanish, he doesn't even makes sense.

[Seraph]

i love vick. he's pretty hilarious.
"hello dude? i need 20 cc's of what the hell's going on there, dude. one minute we're talking about a hole in the wall, next thing i know you turn into grumps mcgurk, sound like you need a lozenge...threatened to eat my children. not very cool dude."

[CorvusMortem]

YOUR SOUL IS A CAVERN OF LIES!

[Seraph]

lmao
caboose- there's a guy! he's sleeping!
sarge-he's not asleep, son...he's dead.
caboose- oh, that's good...because he's blue, and i'm blue, and i like to sleep, but now that i know he's dead, i know it can't be me ^_^

sarge- i need to look through that window
caboose- that window is too high
sarge- i know, that's why i need your help
caboose- even i am not tall enough to look through the window, plus, the window is square. my head is round.
sarge-no, i need a boost
caboose- you are a good person. people say nice things about you.
sarge- not a morale boost, a physical one!
*lifts caboose*
caboose-alright, i see walls, and a floor, and ceilings...no! just one ceiling.

[CorvusMortem]

lmao...I love Sarge and Caboose

I don't want to be dead! I want to be alive! Or...a cowboy.

Season 3 pwns

[Seraph]

i need that. it must be mine. now. guy 1-"who here has the new creed cd?" guy2- "i have it!" guy 1-"give it to me! give it to me faster! you're not giving it to me!" guy 2-"i don't even think that's legal..." guy 1- "it's legal cause i want it to be, that's the way it works!" other guy-"creed sucks! i hate you! i hate the band you like!"

red guy- "whatever you do, don't point it directly at me."
caboose- i promise not to forget whatever it was you just said! *BOOM!* i forgot!

caboose- i spent my allowance on yu-gi-oh cards and meat flavored bubblegum.

red guy- politics make me soooo horny...check out my webcam at presidentialsluts.com

[CorvusMortem]

Hello everyone, as you all know, I'm private Dexter Grif from the popular web series, Red vs. Blue.

And as always, I'm private Dick Simmons.

Grif: As many of you are no doubt aware, this flu season has been particularly harsh, even here in Bloodgulch.
Simmons: During the winter months, disease can spread like a virus, *shows picture of gingerbread man labled virus and gingerbread suitcase labled disease* and we all know, a virus can carry disease.
Grif: And with all the crazy new diseases out there, like SARS and scarlet fever, you might not even know you're sick until you begin coughing from the stench of your own rotting flesh.
Simmons: Here to help you look for early warning signs of the flu, is medical officer DuFram
DuFram: Thanks guys! Hi everybody, here are some common flu symtoms to look for this season. *shows list of symtoms: Fever, Runny Nose, Watery Eyes, Excess Phalanges, The Cleavland Brows, Bingo Anxiety, Trapper Johns, Horseplay, Gruntitude, Other Stuff* Fever, runny nose, watery eyes, embarrising itchy places, projectile vomiting, fear of abandonment, apocolyptic visions, evi-
Grif: Woah, woah, woah! Did you say evil?
Simmons: Yeah, those aren't flu symptoms.
DuFram: Guys, trust me. I'm a doctor.
Simmons: No you're not! You just play one on the internet.
DuFram: Signs your condition could be getting worse include but aren't limited to *shows list: Inexplicable Honking, Profuse Lumpiness, Unhappy Orifice, "The Mangler", Anchor Hands, TonyDanzaphobia, Insideoutness, Softballs, Lack of Fatigue, Etceteras* Night blindness, hysterical screaming, manical laughing, bolting and of course, excessing nuber three.
Grif: EEEW!
Caboose (standing on a cliff above the rest): I had all of those things. *whispers* I was very sick.
Simmons: No, you didn't Cabosse.
Grif: No, it's true! Caboose got Asian Bird Flu!
Simmons: What?! How is that possible?! Doesn't Asian Bird Flu only infect birds?
Grif: Somehow, he found a way.
Caboose: I...am feeling much better now. And...I can fly. *jumps off cliff* I am FLYYYYING!!! *thud* Ow. The sky is very hard...

Caboose is an idiot. But super strong. He is my hero.

[Guitar_clock]

So is "Lenny" from the novella Of Mice and Men

But hes like... retarded idiot.

[CorvusMortem]

Caboose is just Caboose. They go inside his head in one episode it's really, really empty.

[Guitar_clock]

hahahaha

[Hicts]

Doc to the reds: Ah, hey guys. I just wanted you to notice that Grief and I are not technically friends. We're just talking. That's it.
Doc to Grief: Sorry man, but it's pretty obvious that you are really unpopular and I'm not gonna make any progress around here at all. I can't really be directly associate with you... I'm sure you understand... It's only because no one likes you... Stop staring at me.

[Abstrakt]

Gold guy: Not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon, are yah?
Tex: Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you.
Gold guy: Yeah right, what are ya gonna do, punch me?
Tex: *moves forward*
Gold guy: Ahh, not in the face!

[bird7795]

[color=yellow]Hey Guitar Clock are u MExican?[/color]

[Seraph]

caboose- "...and gruff was in the back. with a monkey."
blue guy-"i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that some of that is wrong"

there was also sarge's memory of his dear monkey-uncle. i posted it here somewhere