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rainboo · Postby **rainboo** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:26 pm

I'M NOT A HE!!

Spaced Ape · Postby **Spaced Ape** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:10 am

Prove it, show us your cunt.

And boobs.

S. [Burned] Y. · Postby **S. [Burned] Y.** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:16 am

Sorry!!! I forgot that :oops:

Edit: Yeah I just saw your picture, you look pretty nice.

Seraph · Postby **Seraph** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:20 am

don't let him fool you... he's really a sausage fest.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:23 am

Seraph wrote:don't let him fool you... he's really a sausage fest.

A sausage fest is a party with all male participants.

A person can not be a party.

Seraph · Postby **Seraph** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:32 am

oh, trust me....rawrrr IS a party. or something. yeah.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:33 am

Then you're a gay bar.

Seraph · Postby **Seraph** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:34 am

there is a gay bar around here called shooka dooka's, my cousin heather wanted to go there...she claims to be straight, but we're still not sure.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:35 am

I dont know of any gay bars in the area.

We've got maybe one strip club in 30 miles...

Seraph · Postby **Seraph** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:45 am

yeah, i live in vermont. enough said.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:48 am

I live in the U.S. on the canadian border.

Theres NOTHING bad here >.>

Seraph · Postby **Seraph** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 12:52 am

we have lots of wierd and bad stuff... off-ramps filled with perverts, shooka dooka's, the aptly named "pickle park"....*shudders*the sad thing is, where i may end up moving for work is seattle... great.

S. [Burned] Y. · Postby **S. [Burned] Y.** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:19 am

Ah..I somewhat love michigan.. Like in Detroit it has at least a few strip bars..one near the mayor's house..one near the border..one near the middle school *whistles*

Spaced Ape · Postby **Spaced Ape** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:11 pm

Austin is awesome. There are bumfights everywhere, mexican prostitutes, 6th street, endless amount of live music. Guitar would love it, especially during South-by-Southwest.

sombra_cristalina · Postby **sombra_cristalina** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:17 pm

Burned wrote:Ah..I somewhat love michigan.. Like in Detroit it has at least a few strip bars..one near the mayor's house..one near the border..one near the middle school *whistles*

I live in michigan too. There's a topless bar in downtown called Eddy's Front Door, or something like that....

S. [Burned] Y. · Postby **S. [Burned] Y.** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 9:01 pm

Hm..never been there, I don't go to Detroit to much since I live in Jackson..

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:01 am

Darklire wrote:Austin is awesome. There are bumfights everywhere, mexican prostitutes, 6th street, endless amount of live music. Guitar would love it, especially during South-by-Southwest.

Mexican prostitutes and live music¿!

The best we have here is daily music in different locations and NY prostitutes!

Seraph · Postby **Seraph** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:17 am

i want to hire prostitutes and make them do funny stuff, like eat a pound of cheese or make them clean my house, or make them compete in a fart contest. hilarity will ensue.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 3:23 am

Seraph wrote:i want to hire prostitutes and make them do funny stuff, like eat a pound of cheese or make them clean my house, or make them compete in a fart contest. hilarity will ensue.

Prostitutes are people you pay to have sex with you.

You're thinking of a clown.

Seraph · Postby **Seraph** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:57 am

Prostitute:

Noun
1. One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts. 2. One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.
look at # 2. plus, i don't really think they give a shit about what they're doing, so long as they get paid for it.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:19 am

Seraph wrote:Prostitute:

Noun
1. One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts. 2. One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.
look at # 2. plus, i don't really think they give a shit about what they're doing, so long as they get paid for it.

You're gonna pay 200 bucks for a prostitute to do shit a clown would do for 30 bucks an hour.

Tard.

Hicts · Postby **Hicts** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:49 am

30 bucks is what a whore costs.

Guitar_clock · Postby **Guitar_clock** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:34 am

I don't mean a mexico city prostitute.

I mean,

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