I'mma Newbie!

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I'mma Newbie!

Postby Waffle_Fry » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:07 pm

Ello. Imma newbie if you were too stupid to read the topic name.
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Postby dickwad » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:25 pm

welcome.
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Postby Waffle_Fry » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:27 pm

hola
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Re: I'mma Newbie!

Postby Morph » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:00 pm

Waffle_Fry wrote:Ello. Imma newbie if you were too stupid to read the topic name.


Just a friendly reminder, I don't think you will get far with this kinda shit. Sure, who am I to say that aight?

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Postby Azgarth » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:26 pm

'llo, g'luck, g'bye.
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Postby Zyn » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:01 pm

Waffle fry? Hmm...gives me an interesting breakfast idea...
Sup dude/dudette. Could ya tell su about yourself? Otherwise, I'll from now on refer to you as non-gender. In fact, all people who's sex is unknown are deemed non-gender.
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Postby krishh. » Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:08 am

security.
Voly wrote:You just got told by a sassy 13 year old.

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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:26 am

The newbie is a female.
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Re: I'mma Newbie!

Postby Voly » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:58 am

Waffle_Fry wrote:Ello. Imma newbie if you were too stupid to read the topic name.


Your post count, the fact that I don't know who the fuck you are, and that this is in the Introduce Yourself! board, I didn't have to read the topic name.

In fact I didn't. I just clicked it.

Does that make me stupid?

Nobody else answer that question, I know how most of you would answer, but I want to hear waffle's opinion. Their response [if given] will decide whether I like or dislike them as of when I read it.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby ƒrosty » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:40 am

Dust in the wind; no more newbie.
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Postby Voly » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:11 am

It's too early to tell for sure, but you're probably right.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Azgarth » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:09 am

so lets bring out the sacrificial virgin lamb to offer to the great gods in thanks?
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Postby Zyn » Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:15 pm

Personally, I'd rather eat the, lamb. Let's just sacrifice another noob.
S. [Burned] Y. wrote:Zyn, please stop telling the special ed kids of your school about this place.


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Postby Voly » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:24 pm

That is the most terribly placed comma I have ever seen.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Azgarth » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:43 pm

oh i, dunno.
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Postby Voly » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:45 pm

That's actually not nearly as bad imo.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby Azgarth » Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:49 pm

why? i can see the meaning behind zyn's comment, it has purpose, misused as it is.
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Postby bird7795 » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:31 pm

ill kill this ho
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Postby Zyn » Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:29 pm

Oh wow, didn't even see the comma.
S. [Burned] Y. wrote:Zyn, please stop telling the special ed kids of your school about this place.


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Postby Voly » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:06 pm

Azgarth wrote:it has purpose, misused as it is.


Apparently not since he didn't even know he put it there.
Astica wrote:That's probably the wankiest thing I've heard all day.

Elen wrote:If they were just bickering about politics, instead of indulging ERQ's passive-aggressive, self-aggrandizing fuckassery, then I wouldn't have a problem with it.
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Postby geroge » Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:28 am

S. [Burned] Y. wrote:The newbie is a female.

could have been like a "hardcore" thirteen year old boy. how do you tell?
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Postby Azgarth » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:06 pm

you can do things automatically to suit your purposes, and only later realize you did it.
i used to have that with commas, actually.
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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:14 pm

geroge wrote:
S. [Burned] Y. wrote:The newbie is a female.

could have been like a "hardcore" thirteen year old boy. how do you tell?

Unless the kid has a multiple personally disorder, gay, or just trying to screw with us, her myspace is linked to one of her emails tell show me that she has a profile with a girl as the display. That's good enough to me.
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Postby krishh. » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:38 pm

S. [Burned] Y. wrote: her myspace is linked to one of her emails tell show me that she has a profile with a girl as the display. That's good enough to me.

you went through all that trouble? that's kind of creepy.
Voly wrote:You just got told by a sassy 13 year old.

dickwad wrote:i'll let krishh off because i wanna fill her hoo-ha with my goof juice.
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Postby S. [Burned] Y. » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:44 pm

It's not that it's creepy, you're just not paranoid enough.
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