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newbie....

Postby cheesygurl » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:48 pm

wass up, everyone!!!
so what are we suppose to do in here?????

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Postby Syn » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:53 pm

Welcome to the Internet.
This is what you call a 'forum'. It's a place for people to post messages.
There are sections in the forum, read the descriptions to see what kind of topics you can create.

This is the Introduce yourself section.

You introduce yourself to everyone on the forum.

http://www.mindistortion.net/forum/view ... 00&start=0
the link above is the basics of what -not- to do on this forum.

Have a good day.
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alright!!!!!

Postby cheesygurl » Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:58 pm

anywase....ummm...My name is Kari. I'm from Sacramento. 17 years old.i like to read. watch movies.......etc......

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Postby cheesygurl » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:02 pm

damn this site is boring................

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Postby Syn » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:05 pm

Hello, Kari.
How did you find this place and what made you want to join?

This isn't necessarily a place for inoccence or those who get offended easily/close-minded. We are pretty harsh sometimes.
However, we mean well.

Again, Welcome. Enjoy your stay while you last. :D
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Postby HeRetiK » Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:12 pm

ummm... welcome.

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:17 pm

Syn wrote:Hello, Kari.
How did you find this place and what made you want to join?

This isn't necessarily a place for inoccence or those who get offended easily/close-minded. We are pretty harsh sometimes.
However, we mean well.

Again, Welcome. Enjoy your stay while you last. :D

don't worry about it
just stick around and dont spam
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Postby Spaced Ape » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:16 pm

Anyone ever tell you you're sexy?

I like your boobs.

<insert weird kid walking up here>
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Or am I on the journey going to nowhere?
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:32 pm

Darklire wrote:Anyone ever tell you you're sexy?

I like your boobs.

<insert weird kid walking up here>

I do hope you meant either syn or the new kid....
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Postby Syn » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:33 pm

Twisted Soul wrote:
Darklire wrote:Anyone ever tell you you're sexy?

I like your boobs.

<insert weird kid walking up here>

I do hope you meant either syn or the new kid....


Dark always greets the new chicks semi-sexually.
Obviously he didn't mean you. Unless you wanted him to.
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Postby Goofy-Goober » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:35 pm

hmmm hadnt noticed before...
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Postby SPLEE » Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:56 pm

Syn wrote:
Twisted Soul wrote:
Darklire wrote:Anyone ever tell you you're sexy?

I like your boobs.

<insert weird kid walking up here>

I do hope you meant either syn or the new kid....


Dark always greets the new chicks semi-sexually.
Obviously he didn't mean you. Unless you wanted him to.


Did he do that to me? Dont think so. I would hunt him down and castrate him with a belt sander.

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Postby Hicts » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:31 am

I think he did.
Ohh boy, you looking like you like what you see
won't you come over and check upon it

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Postby Spaced Ape » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:22 am

Obviously no one has yet seen the Donnie Darko reference.
Is there a promised land

Or am I on the journey going to nowhere?

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Or am I slipping on the mold that slowly grows there?

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Postby Goofy-Goober » Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:43 am

....

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OOOOOH! I get it!
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Postby Viléém » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:27 am

ofcourse i got it by the second 8)

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Postby Matt » Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:32 pm

e-castrati0n.
sure you will. over the internet, yeah.
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Postby SPLEE » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:39 pm

Coffeewooman wrote:
Syn wrote:
Twisted Soul wrote:
Darklire wrote:Anyone ever tell you you're sexy?

I like your boobs.

<insert weird kid walking up here>

I do hope you meant either syn or the new kid....


Dark always greets the new chicks semi-sexually.
Obviously he didn't mean you. Unless you wanted him to.


Did he do that to me? Dont think so. I would hunt him down and castrate him with a belt sander.


What part of... I would hunt him down... Do you not understand?


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